Note: this was before all these movies came out…this actual conversation took place around 2003/2004, so you can see a lot of these things came true or changed a little bit
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Holmes: sup
davepoobond: not much
davepoobond: they’re making a Home Alone 4
Holmes: …
Holmes: o…
davepoobond: and American Pie 3
Holmes: my….
Holmes: god
davepoobond: and a prequel to Dumb and Dumber
davepoobond: with steve THE DELL GUY
davepoobond: as jeff daniels
davepoobond: and i dont know whos jim carrery
davepoobond: carrey
Holmes: stop it! STOP IT! WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS!
Holmes: THE HORROR
davepoobond: jim carrey sold out
davepoobond: “i dont wanna do any comedies anymore”
Holmes: ….
Holmes: thats bull shit
Holmes: he’s a natural comedian
davepoobond: i know
davepoobond: but no more he says
Holmes: so basically he quit acting
davepoobond: the majestic wasnt even a comedy
Holmes: because jim carrey is no action hero or drama person
davepoobond: and they’re making Spy Hunter as a movie, with vin diesel
Holmes: omg
davepoobond: oh wait
davepoobond: not vin diesel
davepoobond: the rock
Holmes: OH MY FUCKIN GOD
davepoobond: hehe
davepoobond: they’re both the same
davepoobond: i’m gonna give u a heart attack huh
Holmes: yes
davepoobond: and i also think they’re gonna make a sequel to Dude, Where’s my car?
davepoobond: but its not gonna have either of them i think
Holmes: ::can’t take it anymore and just dies::
davepoobond: its gonna be different people, and its gonna be “Dude, where’s my van?”
davepoobond: or something
Holmes: ::dies again::
Holmes: and terminator 3
Holmes: is coming out
davepoobond: yeah but everyone already knows about that
Holmes: Analyze That
Holmes: and Meet The Fockers
davepoobond: really?
Holmes: yes
Holmes: really
davepoobond: that’ll be funny
davepoobond: meet the fockers
Holmes: oh wait
Holmes: Title Note: (7/12/02) Even though Ben Stiller’s character in the first movie was credited with the last name of “Focker”, “Variety” announced today that the title is not “Meet the Fockers” as has been widely reported, but actually “Meet the Fokkers.” It sounds to me like Universal (or someone) was concerned that they couldn’t actually release a film that was just *one* letter away from the “F” word. Two letters, though, must be okay
Holmes: lmao
Holmes: thats hilarious
davepoobond: two letters must be ok
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: it HAS to be
Holmes: yeah
davepoobond: have you seen XXX?
Holmes: no
Holmes: i’m not sure if i should or shouldn;t
davepoobond: i think they’re gonna make sequels to them
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Holmes: i saqw lord of the rings
Holmes: lmao
davepoobond: that any good?
Holmes: yes
Holmes: it was
davepoobond: i still havent seen it
Holmes: ow my fuckin arm hurts…i came back from the doctor and he like shoved a needle into me
davepoobond: he pry thought you were a horse
Holmes: he asked “how was my summer” i was about to saw “fun” and he sohved it into my arm
davepoobond: haha he’s a funny guy
Holmes: he stabbed me! i’m suing
davepoobond: do you know how doctors check if a horse is pregnant or not
davepoobond: they shove their whole freaking arm into the horse’s ass
Holmes: ….
davepoobond: and then they take out the poo that is in there
Holmes: eww
davepoobond: and htey use a lot of lube
Holmes: i can emagine
davepoobond: and then after all the poo is out, they take this ultrasonic thingy that is about palm sized and jam it in there as well as their whole arm
davepoobond: aint that spectacular
Holmes: yes
davepoobond: i had a first hand account on monday
davepoobond: 3 times
Holmes: ……
Holmes: ewww
davepoobond: the first time was nasty, but after the other 2, it didnt look too bad
davepoobond: you’ve gotta have balls to stick your whole arm into a horse’s ass
Holmes: yes you do
Holmes: “hold er down….come ere lil horsey” *shove*
davepoobond: heh
Holmes: “ok…i feel somethin….it’s squishy….like jello…”
Holmes: “oh wait this is a male” “how do you know?” “cause i’m grabboin his balls from the inside!”
davepoobond: i was expecting to see his arm come out of the horse’s mouth or something
Holmes: heh
davepoobond: and his arm just kept going in, i was thinking “ok that’s far enough to do it, right?” wrong, it went in farther
Holmes: “oh my god! his ass is eating me alive!!!!”
davepoobond: usually, i think they do about 20 horses at a time