RideOrDieChic: HEY! ASL
Holmes: mind your damn buisness
Holmes: your freaky
RideOrDieChic: NO IM NOT
Holmes: i’m 105/transexual/Hell, Michigan
Holmes: wanna go out with me, big you? you sound so sexy
RideOrDieChic: SORRY I DIDNT MEAN 2 BOTHER I ONLY WANTED 2 SAY I LIKED URE SCREENMAE PLUS HOLMES IS MY FAVORITE WORD
Holmes: how about cheese, thats a cool word
RideOrDieChic: SORRY SNIFF SNIFF
RideOrDieChic: DANG
Holmes: or cheeze whiz
Holmes: or cheesy whiz cheese
Holmes: see
RideOrDieChic: SORRY
Holmes: WHAT
RideOrDieChic: I WONT BOTHER U
RideOrDieChic: AGAIN
Holmes: HUH
Holmes: WHAT ARE YOU SAYING
Holmes: STOP IT! YOUR GOING TO FAST
RideOrDieChic: I SAID IM NOT GOING 2 BOTHER U
Holmes: THE VOICES
Holmes: THERE TELLING ME TO BURN THINGS
RideOrDieChic: U SAID MIND URE OWN DAMN BUISSNESS
Holmes: BURN
Holmes: BURN YOU!
Holmes: AHHH
RideOrDieChic: OMG IM CRYIN
Holmes: so whats up man?
RideOrDieChic: IM NOT A MAN
RideOrDieChic: JESUS IM CRYIN
Holmes: cool
Holmes: need a tissue?
RideOrDieChic: NOT FROM HELL
RideOrDieChic: !
RideOrDieChic: U SAY IM WEIRD
Holmes: WELL GO BUY ONE YOU CHEAPO, YOU AIN’T GETTING SYMPATHY FROM ME, THATS ONE KLEENEX I BOUGHT WITH MY MONEY
RideOrDieChic: HECK I WAS JUST BEING A INNOCENT BY SSTANDER
Holmes: CHEAPO YOU SMELL ALL CHESSEY AND STUFF
RideOrDieChic: AND THAN I GET SHOT UP BY U
Holmes: I CAN CYBER SMELL YOU
RideOrDieChic: HECK IM RICH
RideOrDieChic: NOT CHEAP
Holmes: YOUR STINKY RICH
RideOrDieChic: YEAH
Holmes: STINKY BASTARD
RideOrDieChic: U 2 HEFFER
Holmes: TAKE AN ICE CREAM SHOWER YOU SMELLY LADY
RideOrDieChic: HAHAH
RideOrDieChic: LOL
RideOrDieChic: LOL
RideOrDieChic: LOL
RideOrDieChic: URE FUNNY
Holmes: so where are you from?
RideOrDieChic: HELL
RideOrDieChic: ACTUALLY
RideOrDieChic: OHIO
Holmes: cool i’m from LA
RideOrDieChic: COOL SO IS MY SISTERS BOYFRIEND
Holmes: TOO BAD I LIED HAHAHAHA
Holmes: LIAR
RideOrDieChic: O SURE
RideOrDieChic: AIGHT
Holmes: KISS MY BUTT
Holmes: whats up women?
Holmes: hey your cool
RideOrDieChic: SURE
Holmes: be cool and stay in school
Holmes: don’t do drugs, drugs do you
RideOrDieChic: WHEN DO UI WANT ME 2 KISS URE BUTT
Holmes: life sucks in the ghetto lane
RideOrDieChic: IM NOT STUPID
Holmes: RIGHT NOW
RideOrDieChic: THE GHETTO IS TIGHT
Holmes: CYBER KISS IT
RideOrDieChic: OK
RideOrDieChic: I KISS URE BUTT
RideOrDieChic: HAHAH
Holmes: YOU CALL THAT A KISS
Holmes: asl?
RideOrDieChic: OLD ENOUGH 2 GO OUT WITH U
Holmes: YOU FRIGID INSENSITIVE CRAZY LUNATICAL POST DRAMATIC STRESS DISORDER PATIENT
RideOrDieChic: YEAH U SYKITOFRANTIS CYBER HEFFER
RideOrDieChic: AH
RideOrDieChic: SISSY FIED TQWEETY BIRD
RideOrDieChic: YTO MONGOOSE SUCKIN DICK SUCKIN HEFFER
RideOrDieChic: HAHAH
Holmes: YOU RETARDED CHEESE MONKEY DISHWASHER SMELLY EATABLE CHEEZE WHIZ GUM CHEWING CARMEN SANDIAGO LOVING TOM BOY
RideOrDieChic: AWW URE SO SWEET
Holmes: i’m sweet as a rotten apple
RideOrDieChic: RU DONU TALKIN BOUIT YO SELF
Holmes: and twice as sweet
RideOrDieChic: CAUSE
RideOrDieChic: IM OUTTA HERE
Holmes: outta where
Holmes: here or there?
Holmes: there or here?
RideOrDieChic: BYE!
Holmes: WHERE?
Holmes: OUTTA OF HERE?
Holmes: WHERES HERE
Holmes: WHERES THERE
Holmes: WHERE
Holmes: WHERE
Holmes: WHERE ARE YOU GOING
Holmes: TALK TO ME
RideOrDieChic: OMG URE CRAZY
Holmes: HEY
Holmes: thanks
Holmes: i love you
RideOrDieChic: AWAY FROM U
(i was disconnected…damn lituanians) note: you can read more about them here: The AOL Theory
Holmes: hey
RideOrDieChic: WHAT/
RideOrDieChic: IMSAD
Holmes: why?
RideOrDieChic: CASUE
RideOrDieChic: CAUSE
Holmes: i’m sorry my brain snapped, that happens like every minute, sorry about that
RideOrDieChic: YEAH?
RideOrDieChic: SURE SNAPAGAIN
Holmes: doctors say i’m crazy but i don’t agree with them
RideOrDieChic: ITSNOTLIKE WE HAD A CONVERSATION NE WAYZZ
Holmes: see a crazy man hears voices in there head, but I hear voices from the baker under my BED, so i’m not crazy
RideOrDieChic: O KOOL
RideOrDieChic: BYE!
Holmes: and also the pepsi girl from the commercials is telling me to buy pepsi
RideOrDieChic: IMME 2 MORROW
Holmes: alright i’ll tell you more about the gay man that sleeps in my bed tommorow…