This guy is hanging out in his living room when his daughter comes in. She says “Daddy, why am I named Violet?”
“Because a violet landed on your head when you were born,” he says.
Violet says “oh,” and leaves.
Then, his second daughter comes in and she asks “Daddy, why am I named Rose?”
He says “Because a rose landed on your head when you were born.
She says “oh,” and leaves.
Then, his third daughter comes in and says “Koooojmuquishlawnkk!”
He says “Be quiet, Cinder Block!”