One day a man comes home from work and he decides to tell his wife that he has been having an affair with his secretary. When he walks in the door he finds his wife in the living room.
“Um, honey, I got something to tell you.”
“Hold on,” the wife says, “I’ve got something to tell you first.”
“What is it?” asks the husband.
“Well,” the wife begins, “before we knew each other, I . . . uh. . . had a sex change.”
“What exactly are you saying?”
“Simply put,” the wife says, “I used to be a man.”
“My god,” the husband replies, “and you’ve been hitting from the ladies tees this whole time!”