Pat – n. bartender/asshole

;} a jerk that smokes dope 1-5 times a week, but he thinks he’s better than you and he puts you down for doing acid 20 years ago

;} a “computer expert” that says he can help you with making some .wav files, then you find out he’s never done it before so it takes 80 minutes to download a 2 minute .wav, meaning he doesn’t know what the fuck he’s doing and he should’ve kept his big mouth shut so he wouldn’t have wasted my time