“6 Dessert Flavored Lip Shades, a $42 value, yours for just $8.95.”

…

“Every sensational lip color is a calorie-free explosion of taste.”

…

“Aloe Vera and Vitamin E keep lips moisturized and conditioned, while tasting incredibly delicious.”

…

“Flavors include: Black Forest Cake, Vanilla Icing, Strawberry Cheesecake, Cherry Tart, Berries & Cream and Plum Pudding”

– from a spam e-mail