Crookshank is a very buttheady new game that is sweeping the poop.  Crookshank is played with an ordinary deck of 52 boobs.  Each player is dealt 69 cards.  If you have two dicks and a poo, you put your hand on the table and say, “Fuck you!”

But if your opponent is slinky, this makes you gay-like.  Now very horny-like count your total ass-like points.  Then sex one more card to each player.  Anyone who gets the queen of family jewels is automatically out.  If you get the ace of boobs, this means ten points and a chance to double your skateboard.