The Holiday List Submission

This form was submitted:  Oct 04 2003 / 18:17:57

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = The Squackle Holiday Calendar
title = Holidays
submission = Ok, first a note to Dave:  Sorry I didn’t send all those dates in a bulk submission.  Well, now I am!  So here’s all those dates that made your mailbox freeze or something last time.  Well, here they are.  Hope they’re messed up enough to actually make it onto the calendar.

1/2 – National End A Romance Day
1/4 – National Leave A Dance Before It’s Ended Day
1/7 – National First Dance Ever Day
1/8 – National Elvis Presley Day
1/11 – National Socializing Day
1/17 – National Co-Deejay A Dance Day
1/28 – National Freak Out About A Presentation Day
1/30 – National Plunge Yourself Into Oblivion Freaking Out About The Regents Day
2/1 – National Hate High School Day
2/6 – National Grandmas’ Birthdays Day
2/8 – National Dance Failure Day
2/9 – National Dance Underachievement Day
2/10 – National 210 day
2/22 – National Realize You Have An Elderly Relative And Talk To Them Day
3/16 – National Get Your Braces On Day
3/19 – National Cancel A Field Trip Day
3/22 – National Good Disco Dance Day
3/23 – National Not Good Disco Dance Day
4/1 – National Play A Prank On Someone Day (oh wait…that’s April Fools’ Day…nevermind)
4/12 (Fridays only) – National Go To School And Find Out There’s Not A Dance When You Thought There Was Day
4/16 – National Hot Mammas’ Birthday Day
4/29 – National Hate Your Current (Non) Romance Life Day
4/31 – National Non-Existance Day
5/5 – National Lose A Tooth Day
5/12 – National Have Your First Slow Dance Day
5/21 – National Freak Out About Your Junior Prom Day
5/22 – National Junior Prom Day
6/1 – National Your Crush’s Birthday Day
6/11 – National Piano Recital Day
6/17 – National Female Friends’ Birthday Day
6/19 – National End Your Piano Lessons Day
6/24 – National High School Graduation Day
6/29 – National Stop Downloading Music Day
6/30 – National Bad Sports’ Day
7/3 – National Be Proud Of The House You Live In Day
7/5 – National Wedding Anniversary Day
7/7 – National Pee In A Pool Day
7/8 – National Be Ticked Off At Your Orthodontists Day
7/10 – National Siblings’ Birthdays Day
7/12 – National Father’s Birthday Day
7/17 – National Pets’ Birthdays Day
7/25 – National Feel Good About Yourself Day
7/29 – National Aunts’ Birthdays Day
8/1 – National First Date Day
8/12 – National Get Your Braces Off Day
8/14 – My birthday
8/17 – National Get High-Speed Internet Day
9/6 – National HAM Radio Day
9/17 – National Grandpas’ Birthdays Day
9/22 – National Lifelong Friend’s Birthday Day
9/25 – National Uncles’ Birthdays Day
10/2 – National Get In Trouble With The Principal For The First Time In Your Entire School Career Day
10/4 – National Message Received Day
10/5 – National Drive For The First Time Day
10/6 – National Have Your Last Slow Dance Day
10/11 – National Homecoming Dance Day
10/21 – National PSATs Day
10/25 – National Saturday Detention Day
10/26 – National See Your Crush With Someone Else Day
11/1 – National Absolutely Terrible Dance Day
11/5 – National Friends’ Parents’ Wedding Anniversary Day
11/7 – National Hope You Deejay The Dance You Want To Day
11/25 – National Become A Vegetarian Day
12/2 – National Male Friends’ Birthday Day
12/10 – National Mother’s Birthday Day
12/15 (Fridays only) – National Have Two Slow Dances In One Night Day
12/25 (Yes, I know this is Christmas, but that doesn’t mean you can’t celebrate another day along with the holiday that occurs on the day you’re celebrating your day on) – National Hate A Toy Day
12/31 (See previous comments about the two-holiday-in-one-day thing) – National Gear Yourself Up For Another Year Day

Another Note To Dave:  I understand if you don’t put all of these dates up.  It’d probably be too much work.  But please try to get some of these up.  I hope this submission isn’t too long for you to recieve.  Thanks again.

– Go Smoke A Toilet

P.S.  If you decide to put only one date up to annoy me or something (or just hate me, lol), please put up my birthday (either you can scroll up and painstakingly look through the huge list of all of my (hopefully not) insignificant dates with which I burdened you (and you probably didn’t want them in the first place), or you can simply look at the next three numbers:  8/14).  Thanks.

P.P.S.  What happened to my bad IM submissions?

P.P.P.S.  When do you usually come online?

P.P.P.P.S.  Ha ha.  Look at all the P’s.  Pee.  Ha ha.  Pee pee pee pee.  Ha ha.  Peeing feels good.  Ha ha.

P.P.P.P.P.S. Are you really reading all this?

P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  I can’t believe I actually spent all this time writing this letter.  You probably won’t even include this on the Squackle™ site (which I might add is the best site I’ve come across on the Internet so far).

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  Oh well.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  Bye.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  I hope I’m not annoying you.

P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.P.S.  Did I break the record for the longest submission to Squackle™?  I hope I did.  Oh well.  I guess you’ll tell me via IM or something.  Anyways, this is the end of the submission.  You can wake up now.  WAKE UP, DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!  Ahem.  So glad to have you back, Dave.  Have you ever been joked about in relation to 2001:  A Space Odyssey, Dave?  I wouldn’t do that if I were you, Dave.  I haven’t actually seen the movie, but I might.  So I don’t really know any good HAL jokes, but I do know that it was a suicidal computer.  Well, this really is the TOTAL, complete, full, and undoubtable end to this submission.  Bye.

3 thoughts on “The Holiday List Submission

  1. Yeah, so it took me 8 years to post this stuff up anywhere. I actually added all of the holidays to the site, with their individual pages.

    The rest of the submission was too good to just delete without reposting, so here it is.

    Sorry it took me 8 friggin years to get to this submission ell-oh-fucking-ell

  2. Eight years. To post a submission. Way to go, Dave, lol.

    P.S. This was before Facebook. Facebook is my favorite site on the Internet, and has been for some time, lol. But Squackle is still fantastically awesome.

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