Eskimo Kiss – n. a kiss that isn’t really a kiss, just 2 people rubbing noses together.  Eskimos kiss this way because its so cold where they live that they can’t kiss with their mouths or else they’d die.  This is also why Eskimos have red noses, because they get very irritated after they have sex without taking their clothes off, and all they can do is use their noses to Eskimo kiss.  Its sad.