missa: Fuck
Ryan: Fuck what?
missa: sorry
Ryan: Ok. Whatever
missa: haha ryan sorry I was making fun of this guy
Ryan: Lol ok
Ryan: Hey
missa: Hey
Ryan: What’s up
missa: retard
Ryan: What?
missa: oh f* sorry I though its my friend Ryan
Ryan: Lol. Its ok 🙂
missa: ok hey I’ll just take shower I’ll ping you when I’m out
Ryan: So what’s up? In english this time lol
Ryan: Ok. Sounds good
Ryan: I decided to take a quick shower too. Hopefully it will help me sleep
missa: PING!!!
Ryan: Wheee
Ryan: Feel better?
missa: you haven’t slept yet?
missa: yeah
Ryan: That’s good that you feel better 🙂
Ryan: Lol no =(
missa: why can’t you sleep?
Ryan: Slept late this morning
missa: ahh and your surfing the net?
Ryan: Lol ya
Ryan: Its just no fun to lie in bed alone lol
missa: lol its not insomia
Ryan: What than is it?
missa: idk but I’m sure its not insomia
Ryan: Lol. Alright miss doctor 🙂
missa: its insomia when you lay in bed with lights off for hours and you still can’t sleep lol
Ryan: That’s what I did lol
Ryan: And when I do that I get super horny 🙁
missa: ahh how old are you?
Ryan: 19. You?
missa: 22. ahh you like to masturbate?
Ryan: Lol sure
Ryan: Why?
missa: by the time you’re 40 or 50 symptoms of prostate cancer will start to manifest
Ryan: Lol.
Ryan: And than my life is full of jizz?
missa: looks like you’re a loser.. Hot guys don’t really masturbate and don’t spend the whole night surfing the net..
Ryan: Lol. Thanks
missa: no prob
Actually all guys masturbate, missa (bitch). It’s part of growing up. :/ I’ve shared a few drunken conversations with some really hot guys who told me all about how they enjoy pleasuring themselves in times of loneliness. Sexy as hell. And if you do some research, you’ll find that all that crap about how it makes you go blind and get cancer is, well, a bunch of crap. There are no real adverse consequences of masturbating other than shame if you are caught by your parents.
PS. only a complete loser actually uses the word “loser” to describe a random stranger he/she talked to on the internet. Especially someone older than the person they refer to as “loser.”