You Know Your Marriage Is on the Rocks If…

– You say to your mate, “I love you,” and you get a reply of, “So do I.”

– You don’t bother to wear your wedding band because it turns your finger green.

– Your husband celebrates your anniversary by going out with the boys.

– You’d rather play bridge with the girls than spend a quiet night at home with your husband.

– You go to the drive-in with your mate and spend two hours just watching the movie.