10. They don’t know the number for the corner pizza take-out.

9. All the good salad bars are closed at night.

8. Bodies don’t have expiration dates.

7. The cannibals are convinced bodies taste like chicken.

6. They watched Alive! too many times.

5. Eating bodies is their solution to the lack of burial plot space.

4. They believe bodies work better than Metamucil.

3. They decided they need more protein in their diet.

2. Bodies are high in fiber and contain no preservatives.

1. They get carried away by the idea that "You are what you eat."