Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (C) Sick Jokes, (C) Racist Jokes Joke #10985 April 20, 2008 davepoobond Leave a comment Q: What do you call a Mongol warlord who impales his victims and then sells them? A: Vlad the Retailer. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr Related