I had this reallllllly good IM, but then AIM had an error and closed down. I IMd her back, and this happened:
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CuteVBChica: so bye
davepoobond: wait
davepoobond: do you have the IM we just had
CuteVBChica: yea
davepoobond: can i have it
CuteVBChica: no
davepoobond: why not come on
CuteVBChica: why do u wan tit
davepoobond: i was just jerkin your chain the whole time
davepoobond: i put it on my web site
CuteVBChica: wut website
davepoobond: www.squackle.com
davepoobond: its down right now though
CuteVBChica: no ur not having it
davepoobond: and i change the sns, so its not even your sn
CuteVBChica: buh bye
davepoobond: waitttt
CuteVBChica: nooooooooooo
davepoobond: comonnnn
CuteVBChica: nooooo
davepoobond: don’t be mean
davepoobond: hello
CuteVBChica: hello
davepoobond: don’t be mean
CuteVBChica: i will
davepoobond: you want me to do something?
davepoobond: want me to say i’m sorry?
CuteVBChica: that won’t help sorrrrrry
davepoobond: want me to say something else
davepoobond: want me to drive over to your house and give you free sex
CuteVBChica: no thanks
CuteVBChica: u don’ty know where i live
davepoobond: well that’s why you tell me and pay for the airfare
CuteVBChica: no thanks BYE!!
davepoobond: COMONNNN
davepoobond: this is no fun
CuteVBChica: nope so bvyue
davepoobond: it was such a good time though
CuteVBChica: bye**
davepoobond: it was funnnyyyyy
davepoobond: i bet you laughed too
davepoobond: didn’t you
CuteVBChica: nope not once
davepoobond: oh comon
davepoobond: not even the printing out of your screen name
davepoobond: and me fucking it
davepoobond: with my penis
davepoobond: or the question about
davepoobond: me pounding you
davepoobond: and you being stupid
davepoobond: and not telling me the answer to it
davepoobond: hello
CuteVBChica: nope
davepoobond: come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn you mean to tell me you didn’t even laugh when i was asking you if i could ask a question
davepoobond: and then you said “just did”
davepoobond: like the smarty you are
davepoobond: notice how i didn’t say smart ass
davepoobond: cause i have respect for you
davepoobond: and also our dissing contest
davepoobond: where you called me a dick
CuteVBChica: i never klaughed
davepoobond: and i called you a cunt rag
CuteVBChica: so
davepoobond: or even when i said you were a bitch 40 million times
CuteVBChica: NEVER
davepoobond: or how about right now
CuteVBChica: never
davepoobond: because i just went through the whole last half hour that i’ve talked with you and summarized it up in the last 10 min
CuteVBChica: wutever
davepoobond: so where do you live
Auto response from CuteVBChica: i’M sO uNlOvEd :'( ……..
ThE wHoLe WoRlD tO mE iS a BlAcK hOlE…………………….
CuteVBChica: not telling you
davepoobond: do you live on earth?
CuteVBChica: yup
davepoobond: united states?
CuteVBChica: yup
davepoobond: california
CuteVBChica: nope
davepoobond: wanna see something funny
davepoobond: the same guy that you called nasty
davepoobond: i IMd him
davepoobond: and i had this really long IM with him
davepoobond: and i told him i was a 12 year old girl
davepoobond: first of all, this guy is a dumbass
davepoobond: cause he doesn’t see the “dave” part in my name
CuteVBChica: lol
davepoobond: and we “talked dirty”
CuteVBChica: shopw me ur convo
davepoobond: but then stupid AIM had to close
CuteVBChica: oh
davepoobond: that’s why i dont have the im i had with you
CuteVBChica: ok
davepoobond: (I show her the IM with hockeybreezer16, #10916)
davepoobond: what a loser huh
CuteVBChica: yup
davepoobond: lol
davepoobond: anyway
davepoobond: v8 is like cold tomato soup
davepoobond: i dont like it
CuteVBChica: lol
CuteVBChica: show me more
davepoobond: i can show you some more
davepoobond: that are on my web site
davepoobond: sort of though, its kinda hard to link to them
davepoobond: cause the url isn’t workin
CuteVBChica: o i meant something else
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: like another IM?
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I end up showing her some IMs….