#10465: kalifornia2010 -> davepoobond


davepoobond: ur mom is gay

kalifornia2010: YEAH I KNOW

kalifornia2010: SHE

davepoobond: right

kalifornia2010: sleeps wit ur mom

davepoobond: now u can sleep with your dad and keep him company at night

davepoobond: and then go screw a chicken

kalifornia2010: but

davepoobond: and tell a turkey about your feelings

kalifornia2010: i wanna fuck yore smelly ass

davepoobond: about your sexual encounters with the dead

kalifornia2010: i fucked your ass

kalifornia2010: it smelt good

davepoobond: i bet you dug up your dead grandma and fucked her

davepoobond: while she was rotting

kalifornia2010: like pungent oranges

davepoobond: of course everyone is rotting

davepoobond: did you know that?

davepoobond: kalifornia

kalifornia2010: i wanna fuck you ass

davepoobond: hello

davepoobond: did you

davepoobond: hear that

davepoobond: did you hear

davepoobond: what i said

davepoobond: u

davepoobond: are

davepoobond: stupid

davepoobond: u

kalifornia2010: yeah

kalifornia2010: ur mom is gay

kalifornia2010: and your anal

kalifornia2010: STUPID

kalifornia2010: LOL

davepoobond: excuse me?

kalifornia2010: YOUR SITE IS STUPID

kalifornia2010: AND SO ARE YO LOSER

davepoobond: sure it isnt

kalifornia2010: wsquakle?

kalifornia2010: thats for faggots

davepoobond: your ass if for faggats

davepoobond: you have a sign saying “fags only”

kalifornia2010: yeah

kalifornia2010: ok

davepoobond: hangin under your ass

kalifornia2010: high school boy

kalifornia2010: lol

kalifornia2010: fucking your headmasters ass

kalifornia2010: FULL GIRTH

kalifornia2010: IN YOUR ASS

davepoobond: hey hey. my headmaster is a hot 20 year old

kalifornia2010: CMON MAN ADMIT IT

davepoobond: i’m gonna stick your head in a griddle

kalifornia2010: you like my cock in your mouth

davepoobond: oh baby, let me get some A1 and shove it up your ass

davepoobond: that’ll make your face all nice and steak saucey

kalifornia2010: yeah

davepoobond: mmmh can’t you just hear that hair sizzle

kalifornia2010: i got some insturctions for you

davepoobond: mmmmmhhmmmmmhhhh

kalifornia2010: ready?

kalifornia2010: this is for you now

davepoobond: can’t wait till i get some of that nice friend skin

kalifornia2010: make sure u follow directions

kalifornia2010: ANAL SEX

If you didn’t cum on her ass, you might want to lick your fingers work them in her asshole. Or you can just lick her asshole and wiggle your tounge inside her bowels if you like, both will do the tick. Animals are generally not to ound of buttfucking, it hurts them too, only they are used to passng massive amounts of shit so their assholes are a tad looser.

kalifornia2010: Necro-beastiality can be dangerous. You are sticking your dick in dead flesh, and there’s lots of bacteria at work decomposing her body. So, now you have more than just one disease to worry about. But I know how satisfying it can be to fuck a cold, dead pussy. The nice thing is you don’t have to worry if she wants to or not. She’s dead. Also, you don’t have to worry about lubrication. During the course of decaying, the animal’s cunt will be bloated with puss, so once you start to bang all those tastey juices go free!! You might alo want to try oral sex with her. Just bend over and lick up the puss. Don’t attempt anal sex!

Her intestines are stiff, when you pull your dick out, her guts will still be wrapped around your dick and it gets real messy…

davepoobond: a tad eh

davepoobond: where are you gettin this stuff?

davepoobond: your mom?

kalifornia2010: nop

kalifornia2010: your sisters ass

davepoobond: it is pretty big isn’t it

kalifornia2010: had to clear the cum dried frickles away first

kalifornia2010: FINDING AN ANIMAL

Make sure the animal’s cunt is big enough to fit you dick! You haven’t felt pain until you’ve had a donkey crack your nads! Suggested animals- Sheep, cow, horse (if your over 6′), pig. Just go out in the country if you live in the city, or the zoo if you have no wheels.

davepoobond: stupid fucktard.

davepoobond: i dont need that shit

davepoobond: i know it all already

davepoobond: u think i’m in preschool?

kalifornia2010: FOREPLAY

Animals have to get excited, just like humans. Try to pick an animal without a tail, cause usually they have shit caked in the hair. Leave the animal standing, don’t attempt to lay it down. Remember, they fuck standing up ( Unless you choose a cat ). Now, get on your knees and GENTLY grasp her ankles. lose your eyes and slowly run your tounge along the length of her slit. Try to hold your nose, the slime on her uter lips is a mixture of spit, piss, smegma, and whatever else she rubbed her cunt in. Her hips will start to get a little relaxed, and soon her pussy-juice will start to drip down your face. Use your fingers and find her clit if you can. Work a finger in at first, then 2 until her hole is loose enough to bang.

kalifornia2010: >> IMPORTANT STEP

kalifornia2010: Now slip on your rubber. I recommend Trojan(C), lubbed with receptical. Never use ribbed or you’ll get kicked in the nuts again.

kalifornia2010: FUCKING THE ANIMAL

Slowly stand up, you don’t want to destroy the mood she’s in. Animals can be even flakier than real women. Reach down nd spread her cuntlips open. Doesn’t it look great! Now, the hard part. Slowly slide your firm, hard dick up her loose, smelly gash. Once you have it in, hold your position. Let her get used to the feeling of you member inside her. Now slowly grind you pelvis into her ass. I know you’ll be getting shit all over your bush since her asshole is right there, but this will arouse her even more. Don’t be suprised if she farts either, they can’t hold gas when they fuck. SLOWLY thrust in and out. Be sensitive to the needs of your partner, work out a rythem WITH her, don’t be selfish. Occasionally reach down and fondle her clit, her anus, her thighs. She will loe you for it. Now you can quicken the pace and let go of your wad. Sometimes, if the mood is right, you can whip off your rubber and shoot your wad all over her butt, using your cum for lube if you decide to fuck her in the ass later.

davepoobond: U STUPID FUCK

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I get warned to 35, I warn him to 45.

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