L Perihelion: I am your god

davepoobond: sure ya are

L Perihelion: Squakle my cackle

davepoobond: unh hunh

L Perihelion: your site got my mom mad

davepoobond: why

L Perihelion: something about it being overly pornographic

davepoobond: unh hunh…

L Perihelion: You should make it so the words aren’t so seductive

davepoobond: i’m sorry, but tell ur mom to get a life

davepoobond: its the way of the future man, love it or die

L Perihelion: coming from the guy who annoys people for fun…

davepoobond: and your point being?

L Perihelion: point? Im kinda well rounded

davepoobond: that’s pretty funny there

davepoobond: where’d you come up with that? your mom help you?

L Perihelion: no

L Perihelion: Classical music and heavy metal makes the mind go far

davepoobond: i do listen to heavy metal

L Perihelion: Yes, you also have to listen to Stevie Ray Vaughn solos 2 hours straight every day

L Perihelion: it gets your juices going

davepoobond: he’s jazz, not heavy metal

L Perihelion: your point being?

L Perihelion: thats why I said also

L Perihelion: you think I have time to make my words and phrases flow?

davepoobond: i do

davepoobond: honk honk

L Perihelion: Am I you?

davepoobond: whizzle whizzle

L Perihelion: I pee on thee

davepoobond: so what are you iming for

L Perihelion: not much

davepoobond: not much eh. so then what is it then.

L Perihelion: what’s 2+2?

davepoobond: 😀

davepoobond: its a smilie face

L Perihelion: Nope

L Perihelion: it’s 5

L Perihelion: obviously you need to go to the ministry of love

davepoobond: and you need to play a game of Yu-Gi-Oh

L Perihelion: Yu gi oh?

L Perihelion: I dont like cards

L Perihelion: but i do enjoy consuming them for their imortal powers

L Perihelion: For example, the staple blue black beiger eyed dragon has the power of poo

davepoobond: what the hell are you talking about

L Perihelion: ???

L Perihelion: Im sorry, but I am only a bot lost in a sundry of worlds