davepoobond: i saw this ridiculous movie
davepoobond: called “message in a voice mail”
davepoobond: it was a family movie
davepoobond: kinda thing
davepoobond: on HBO Family
davepoobond: this stupid kid finds this fat guy’s cell phone, and when he goes to his hotel room to return it to him, he hears the guy getting shot “and also his father’s name”
davepoobond: and this little kid was so annoying
davepoobond: his face
davepoobond: my god, i never saw such a stupid face
Holmes: lol
davepoobond: its like a cross between macauly culkin’s screaming face
davepoobond: and some other thing
davepoobond: like a kid that has been molested
davepoobond: many times
davepoobond: and he has 2 stupid friends
davepoobond: one asshole
davepoobond: and this fat kid
davepoobond: that isn’t really that fat
davepoobond: but he is
davepoobond: and he wears glasses
davepoobond: and he always has a lollipop
davepoobond: and the “popular hangout” is the pool at this hotel
davepoobond: all these kinda hot girls were actually there
davepoobond: and the first 10 or 15 minutes of the movie
davepoobond: was just them being assholes
davepoobond: and pushing girls in bikinis into the pool
davepoobond: and that stupid asshole friend “breakdances” and shit
davepoobond: and theres like all these scenes of him following right behind all these hot girls underwater
Holmes: wow
davepoobond: and then after about 7 of those
davepoobond: he’s gettin chased by a fat girl in a one piece
davepoobond: the same way
davepoobond: goddamn its so stupid
davepoobond: he missed like the vital 2 minutes of the movie though, so i didnt understand the rest of the movie that much
davepoobond: something about like they had to crack the code or something
davepoobond: man
davepoobond: it sucked
davepoobond: another movie that sucked: Chrome and Hot Leather
davepoobond: check it out
davepoobond: it was made in 1970
davepoobond: its about a biker gang
Holmes: too many damn bad movies
davepoobond: and in that family movie
davepoobond: they only had one song
davepoobond: as their soundtrack
davepoobond: it was a punk song
davepoobond: they played it at the beginning, and at the end
davepoobond: it was supposed to make it seem like those 3 kids were really cool
davepoobond: cuz they were breakdancing and shit
davepoobond: but they really werent breakdancing
Holmes: wow
Holmes: sounds horrible
davepoobond: it is
Holmes: HORRIBLE
davepoobond: i cant even explain why someone would write something like this
davepoobond: unless they had a similar experience
davepoobond: and the acting is purely laughable
davepoobond: its one of the funniest movies i’ve ever seen
davepoobond: and all through the movie, its like “what the hell is the mom doing, she’s so stupid”
davepoobond: she’s aware of the problem, but she doesn’t care to find out about it
davepoobond: and this guys dad is in jail
davepoobond: man its just so stupid