davepoobond and SSR Guy filled this MadLibs in.

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If you go to some run-down place like Yellowstone National Elephant, you must know how to deal with the wild animals such as bears and wolves and galloping pieces of poop.

There are 3 kinds of bears, the grizzly bear, the pie-like bear and the smelly bear. Bears spend most of their time pooing or farting.

They look very smelly pie-like, but if you make them crappy, they may bite your platypus.

Bears will come up to your car and beg for grapes. They will stand on their hind legs and clap their gophers and pretend to be elephant-like.

But don’t get out of your poop mobile or offer the bears any pies or onions.

This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as poopoo and more poopoo.

Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation farting and not get eating by a crrrap.

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davepoobond filled in this one by himself:

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If you go to some gay place like Yellowstone National Pussy, you must know how to deal with wild animals such as bears and wolves and panties.  The most important of these is the bear.  There are three kinds of bears:  the grizzly bear, the lesbian bear, and the horny bear.  Bears spend most of their time sexing or fucking.  They look very gay but if you make them ugly, they may bite your pussy.  Bears will come up to your car and beg for fruits.  They will stand on their hind legs and clap their bears together and pretend to be ugly.  But do not get out of your X-33 or offer bears apples or veggies.  This same advice applies to other wild creatures such as fish and dogs.  Remember all these rules and you will spend your vacation slowly and not get eaten by a ninja.