There is a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead and they are running from the police. They run into an alley.
The brunette jumps into a box, the redhead jumps behind a trash can and the blonde jumps into an old potato sack.
The cops come down the alley. They kick the box and the brunette goes “ARF ARF!!” “oh, it’s just an old dog.” the policeman says.
Then they kick the trash can and the redhead goes “MEOW!!” “oh, it’s just an old cat” the policman says.
Then they kick the potato sack and the blonde yells “POTATO POTATO POTATO!!!!!”