Quote #22823

My self-summary:

“I was born a boy, but I am really a girl and have been happily becoming more and more me. ^.^”

What I’m doing with my life:

I am a biology major and I would like to become a pediatrician so that I can take care of kids and have a cutely decorated practice.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

How different I am going to look in a year! 🙂

– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #22701

“I have deep hazel eyes, SMALL SOFT BREAST , a dazzling smile that could light up any room, a vivacious and welcoming personality that can spice you up in a millisecond, and a sensual feminine voice that will excite you for days. Unlike some of the actual “girls” on here, I am completely 100% femenine. and if u havent figured it out yes im transsexual meaning i once was a man, i still have the part…”

– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #22587

“And Last but not Least, I’ve come to realize there are ALOT OF Tranny’s on this website..So lets MAKE THIS CLEAR: I’m 100% FEMALE, I was born a FEMALE and will stay a FEMALE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE..It’s so insulting to get messages about if I’m a GUY OR GIRL…So now all you guys know..I’M FEMALE!!!”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

#22517: davepoobond -> CoolArcade

davepoobond: hey

CoolArcade: hi

davepoobond: do you wanna watch bi, curious guys hook up with bi curious transvestites and watch them suck each other off for hours on end with me?

CoolArcade: umm.no

davepoobond: why the fuck not

CoolArcade: cuz

CoolArcade: no

davepoobond: cuz no why

Previous message was not received by CoolArcade because of error: User CoolArcade is not available.

 

Joke #12900

It’s very confusing nowadays to see boys looking like girls, with the long hair and pocketbooks and even earrings.  I was sitting in a restaurant when a girl came in and turned to the person at the next table and said, “Isn’t it awful how boys look like girls these days?”

“That’s my son,” she said, pointing to the girl.

“Oh, I’m sorry, I didn’t know you were the mother.”

“I’m not,” the answer came indignantly.  “I’m the father!”