PATIENT: “Thanks to your help, I no longer think I’m a kitty cat.  How can I ever repay you?”

DOCTOR: “Well, for starters, you can take that ball of string out of your mouth.”

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Girls, never trust guitar players.  They’ll string you along.

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fogu – v. to hold onto a balloon’s string in your mouth

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yashida – v. to steal string

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yasuhide – n. a string thief

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