Mary is a retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge,

Retarded sponge!

Mary is so retarded,

She doesn’t know she’s a sponge!

Tags: retard, Sponge

Tagged People: happy the otter

Q: What is full of holes but still holds water?

A: A sponge.

Tags: hole, Sponge, water

I walked into a coffee shop on Halloween to find the woman behind the counter with a bunch of sponges pinned to her uniform.

“I’m assuming this is a costume, but just what are you supposed to be?” I asked.

The waitress responded proudly, “I’m self-absorbed.”

Tags: Halloween, holiday stuff, Sponge

Q: What dessert can you eat in the ocean?

A: Sponge cake.

Tags: cake, dessert, ocean, Sponge

Q: What’s faster than a speeding bullet and able to clean tall buildings with a single sponge?

A: Soaperman.

Tags: building, bullet, Sponge, Superman

“yep that is what its there for, a glass, ball, sponge, I don’t even know what else…scissors?”

- Mrs. Stickums

Tags: ball, glass, scissors, Sponge

Tagged People: Mrs. Stickums

“sponges can hold germs”

- from the TV

Tags: germs, Sponge, television

Sue: Try some of my sponge cake, Dad.

Father: Umm, it’s a bit tough, Susie.

Sue: I don’t understand why.  I made it with a really fresh sponge!

Tags: cake, dad, Sponge

heitner – n. a sponge umbrella

Tags: heitner, noun, Sponge, umbrella