A baby seal walked into a club…
Q: Do seals wear shoes?
A: No, they wear flippers!
A woman went on a tour of the White House. As the guide led her down one of the historic halls, a door burst open and a large aquatic sea mammal, balancing a beach ball on its nose, scurried past. “My, what was that?” exclaimed the woman.
“Oh, that’s just the Presidential Seal,” replied the guide.
“my chick snores like an elephant seal”
– from the Radio