Joke #24865

A man took his six-year-old son to his first football game.  Afterward, he asked the boy what he thought of the game.

“It was exciting,” he replied.  “But I don’t understand why they were killing each other for twenty-five cents.”

“What do you mean?” the dad asked.

“Well, everyone kept yelling, ‘Get the quarter back!'”


Joke #11560

Only thirteen seconds were left in the fourth quarter of a big football game.  The home team was ahead by three points and had possession of the ball.

The quarterback threw a pass to a first-year player, who caught it, then dropped it.  The opposing team recovered the ball and went on to score the winning touchdown.

Asked how he felt about the defeat, the home team’s coach said, “Well, that’s how the rookie fumbles.”