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Quote #24108

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I’m really good at

“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24110

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

My weakness are sweets, so if you wanna go on a Krispy Kreme run or grab a chic-fil-a oreo milkshake, I’m your girl! Haha just kidding…

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24109

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.

Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24107

August 29th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

I’ll never be mean first but if I’m f***ed over I’ll bring the **** out.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24074

August 20th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24062

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

You should message me if

“1. U are asian and you like to smile!
2 You will not force me to believe in God….”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24061

August 17th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“People say that female dentist are intimidating, but I enjoy what I am doing.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23937

July 21st, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Note: This person’s user name was “IThriveForBlood”

“No, I do NOT thrive for blood. I don’t know why this is my username. I did not create it or choose it. I logged in one day and there it was. So don’t ask me if I am a vampire or any stupid crap like that. I wont answer you and will ignore you, because it will show that you did not read my profile.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23910

July 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

My self-summary

“I like to fuck guys”

I’m really good at

“Sex! What else?”

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

“Pornos, Enchiladas, I’m not a reader :(”

The six things I could never do without

“Sex, Lingere, Food, Men, Living, Breasts”

On a typical Friday night I am

“Watching pornos and eating chinese food. Also shopping w my girlfriends.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23881

June 19th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“This is probably a bad idea since I am already dating someone. Sorry guys!”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23724

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I wanna get married with someone who is white lol and love me the most and have kids,big dog but puppy,and kittens. And live in small house <3 ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23723

December 8th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’m serious and please don’t think I’m sexually attractive because I hate to hear that and I’m just being honest ”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23717

November 2nd, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I am independent but far from being a feminist. I like a manly man with a good mix of chivalry/swag(for lack of a better word) Basically, a man who will open the door for me but smack my butt as I walk by.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23709

October 11th, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

ATTN: Don’t hit me up if you are not ready to go

I love to suck****and ball and ride a big****until it cum to book me its 15 b4 i leave my house and 50 dollar when i get to ur house its for 1 hour please have ur address and cell # ready if your not bookin me today do not message me please don not message me for convo u will get no reply thanx now let me come milk u”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #23704

September 1st, 2014 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

Hello there :). Im Carmen :D

Well here’s the dealio LOL. Umm Im kinda in a messed up situation right now and I really need some help and well lets just say I can return the favor… Sort off. LOL.

Anyways, here’s whats happening right now in my life. I moved here for college and I’m going into business and I didn’t really have a place to stay. I had a couple hundred dollars so I ended up leasing an apartment and I never knew that If I didn’t pay the monthly rent I’d be screwed financially. I’ve actually been looking around for a job and right now I can’t really find one anywhere and my friend gave me the idea to sell my nudes that I took for my BF for his birthday and he’s not getting them for obvious reasons ;)!.

I have about 600+ pics and a video I made for him but he’s not getting them anymore LOL. He left me for this fat chick and I guess thats too bad for him. Anyways so I set up this online shop place where you can get my stuff, Its actually right here: <spam URL here>”

– a spammer’s profile on a dating site pretending to be a hot girl

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