First Date:

“not interested”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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My self-summary:

“I was born a boy, but I am really a girl and have been happily becoming more and more me. ^.^”

What I’m doing with my life:

I am a biology major and I would like to become a pediatrician so that I can take care of kids and have a cutely decorated practice.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

How different I am going to look in a year!

- from a “girl’s” dating profile

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I’m really good at

“Oral! It’s my fav thing, giving and receiving. Being able to please a guy and have him shoot down my throat is so hot! Most chicks can’t even do it right… I can guarantee you’ll be pleased. If you’re not interested in anything more with me, I’m always down for a hot blowjob.

As far as what I like, love lots of cum and precum so that’s always a plus. And love a guy who’s not afraid to taste his own either, out of my pussy or mouth or ass or wherever. Always thought guys who liked to cum in their own mouth or give themselves facials were so hott! Big turn on for me. Also really love anal, I can cum just from that. And I wouldn’t say I’m dominant or submissive, but I do like a guy who can take control when necessary and has confidence, and still knows how to please me. ”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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“IF YOU JUST WANT SEX, GET THE FVCK OFF OF MY PAGE. SICK OF MEETING YOU JERKS & THATS ALL YOU WANT. YOU’RE BETTER OFF JUST WACKIN IT TO MY PICTURES THEN!”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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“My fav. sport is baseball, to watch of course. Lol I don’t play”

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“if you write me a novel of a message, i dont even read the 1st sentence i just delete it. if u write just ‘hi’ it gets deleted. be more creative without writting a novel”

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“I’m half chinese and half white. So if you want to go out with me, a chinese girl, you gotta go out and eat dim sum with me. haha jk :P I love dim sum though.”

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“I’m a hard rocking nerd that has plans to make it big, and is not going to let anything stand in my way.”

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“now what im looking for in a guy or my mr right :

A guy that will actually put in effort to know me and wanna get to know me and be interested in me someone who is ready to meet someone and is at a point in there life where they want to settle down and have something serious

Also a guy who will make time and put in effort to get to know me

A guy who was raised right and knows how to treat a women right

i like a guy who has a nice body and likes to work out and takes care of himself

someone who would have no problem being there for me being my rock and protecting me

i want a guy who will really be there for me thru thick and thin !!

a guy who doesn’t smoke sorry but i dont want a guy with a nasty habit and this means any kind of smokiing ,

a guy who has a car really come on if u dont sorry but i like guys that actually have themselves together u know

a guy that has a sweet side to them , fun guy someone who likes to text and cuddle

I want a guy who will actually listen to me when i talk

a guy Who will dry my tears for me and be there and hug me

a guy who will stand up for me and protect me

and a guy who will love me and only me i want to be the only one not one of them

Also a guy who would love to see me and hang out someone who actually wants to get to know me

THE NUMBER ONE THING I LOVE IS FOR A GUY TO BE ROMANTIC AND SURPRISE ME Lol

if u actually read it and think this is you then dont be shy and hesitate thank u bye”

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“There’s more to me than meets the eye. I’ve got a mouth like a sailor”

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“I hate movies, and I hate music. I also hate fun and food. Let’s see, I also hate all people and animals alike. I hate booze and partying. Blah, I hate water! Who needs that junk anyways? I hate cars and bicycles. I tend to also hate people that are fun loving. I hate being healthy. That right there makes me sick to my stomach!”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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“Something about me? If you ask I will have to tell you I am a spicy chocolate! I am sweet and affectionate most of the time, BUT! If you dare to mess with me this sexy lady, I am very feisty so be warned ;p haha”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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“Yes, I do like apples but part of the reasons why I put I like apples is because I don’t wanna be too straight forward and put I like bananas ;) lol ya know what I mean! The fruit!”

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“Men who trust in God and take a mature attitude about the ups and downs of life..are sexy!”

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“So if you wanna meet a sweet girl with a bad attitude whose a lady in the street but freak in the sheets, let me know ”

- from a girl’s dating profile

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