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Quote #24394

November 13th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I don’t want player.

No idea to tell you, you will know when you talk.

I’m no job. Not educate. No money. If you think you can take care of me then you can talk with me. Thank you:)”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24311

October 13th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“If you’re reading this, you might be interested in our friend, Megan. We made this profile in secret to help her find the Right guy.”

– from a girl’s dating profile that isn’t actually hers

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Quote #24195

September 17th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“…my colon’s name is Anders.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24156

September 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I have kik, IG, and shapchat.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24155

September 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“Not into the womanizer thing. Really.

Also don’t like baldies, losers and prison convicts.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24154

September 11th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“****************

no lewd sexual messages, no losers, no baldies, no bloated truck drivers, no gang members, no scary people

************

I am kind and sweet and decent.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24114

September 6th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I do expect you to open my door

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24115

September 6th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

I wont sleep with you on the first date

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24111

September 5th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

I’m a cool ass person

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24112

September 5th, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“Being a single mom is hard. Or so I hear. I wouldn’t know, I don’t have kids.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24108

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

I’m really good at

“Making different voices, like Pokemon or Nintendo characters. I once counted 119 Pokemon voices I could do, I’m not sure how much my voice has changed though!”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24110

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

My weakness are sweets, so if you wanna go on a Krispy Kreme run or grab a chic-fil-a oreo milkshake, I’m your girl! Haha just kidding…

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24109

September 3rd, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

Supporter of the American Flag and Confederate Flag. I support our troops as well.

Just to make this clear.. In my eyes the Confederate flag is the rebel flag. I am rebel all the way therefore I support it. Don’t message me saying a flag hurts you. It’s fabric. I don’t want to hear it.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24107

August 29th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

I’ll never be mean first but if I’m f***ed over I’ll bring the **** out.

– from a girl’s dating profile

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Quote #24074

August 20th, 2015 Posted in Quotes 1 Comment »

“i have no desire for a half ass lover. i want someone to grab my neck and tell me i belong to them. i want to be wrapped around you on a Friday night in bed and have your lips be the last thing i taste before i go to sleep. i want you to bring me coffee in the morning and i want to rub your back at night. i want a love that can set my heart on fire and i want a lover who i can intoxicate with my madness.”

– from a girl’s dating profile

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