heredia – v. to color in an iPhone’s screen with a permanent marker
rendia – n. 11 markers in a 10 marker box
Q: What’s the difference between a dead baby’s severed limb and a marker?
A: You don’t get weird looks from people when you’re writing with a marker.
vis-a-vis – n. a retarted marker
ivitama – n. the stuff that comes off the marker when you use it a lot. It looks like marker poop
dumbarker – n. a dumbass marker that leaks
;} a leaking marker