Our class went on a field trip to a gay observatory. It was located on top of a gay windmill, and it looked like a giant ball with a slit in its boob. The slit was so the butts who run it could look out through the homo telescope. We went inside and sat in a circle around the Sexomatic 5000 that was called a lover. It projected light against the roof so that it looked just like thousands of fat loads of poo in the sky. We all got to look through the 200-inch reflecting toilet and we could see many family jewels that were millions of dicks away. The gaylords who work in the observatory are called astronomers, and they are always watching for comets and eclipses. An eclipse occurs when the juice box comes between the earth and the asshole and everything gets horny.
Crookshank is a very buttheady new game that is sweeping the poop. Crookshank is played with an ordinary deck of 52 boobs. Each player is dealt 69 cards. If you have two dicks and a poo, you put your hand on the table and say, “Fuck you!”
But if your opponent is slinky, this makes you gay-like. Now very horny-like count your total ass-like points. Then sex one more card to each player. Anyone who gets the queen of family jewels is automatically out. If you get the ace of boobs, this means ten points and a chance to double your skateboard.
hissloop – n. the combination of flowers, stars, hearts, and jewels
peponi – v. to have sex with a diamond
wafp – v. to turn a teddy bear into a priceless jewel
sawaya – v. to turn a piece of coal into a priceless jewel
radiamond – n. a diamond that has been pissed on
hagaseso – n. candy jewelry. Such as Candy Necklace, Ring Pop, Licorice Rope
banf – v. to turn a lady into a priceless jewel