Tag - hemorrhoid

Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song #24070

August 19th, 2015 Posted in (F) Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Songs, Poetry and Songs No Comments »

Barney is an effing b****

Who’s life worse than hemorrhoids

He’s gay we know

His mind is slow

Hope he gets hit with asteroids!

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Joke #21636

July 15th, 2011 Posted in (C) Sick Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Two doctors opened an office in a small town.

They put up a sign reading:

“Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”

The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: “Hysterias and Posteriors.”

This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”

No go! Next they tried “Catatonics and Colonics” Thumbs down again.

Then came, “Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives.”

But is was still not good! So they tried:

“Minds and Behinds”

“Analysis and Anal Cysts”

“Nuts and Butts”

“Freaks and Cheeks”

“Loons and Moons”

“Lost Souls and Butt Holes”

None worked.

Almost at their wits’ end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council:

“Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends.”


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August 10th, 2007 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

flabbocabbo – n. an annoying hemorrhoid that speaks loudly during movies and is a chain smoker.

Ex. I can’t even have sex with my pretend wife anymore thanks to this flabbocabbo on my ass.

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August 8th, 2007 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

asstroid – n. rectum pains, another name for hemorrhoids

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