My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the New York City zoo.
My great-grandfather invented bourbon. But he tested his invention so often that he never made it to the patent office.
Jack’s grandfather left him ten million dollars, and the next week Diane agreed to marry him.
After three months of married life, Jack noticed that his beautiful new wife was ignoring him more and more. On the rare occasion that she would go to bed with him she would be indifferent, or even worse, call out other men’s names!
Whenever they went out in public, she ignored him and flirted with other men. Finally, he decided to confront her.
“Diane,” he said, “the only reason you married me was because my grandfather left me ten million dollars when he died”
“Don’t be ridiculous,” she replied, “I don’t care who gave you the money!”