Joke #12852

A handsome bachelor was sitting on a park bench crying his eyes out when along came his girlfriend.  “I’ll kiss those tears away,” she said, trying to console him.  For several minutes she smothered him with kisses, but he still continued to cry.  “Won’t anything stop those tears?” she asked him.

Looking up and rubbing his eyes, he said, “No.  It’s hay fever.  But please continue the treatment.”