“give me that cup…and GET OUTTA HERE!”
– Lethal Weapon (1987)
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Joke #13068
MR. CHEAP: “How much does a cup of coffee cost?”
WAITER: “30 cents.”
MR. CHEAP: “How much for a refill?”
WAITER: “A refill is free.”
MR. CHEAP: “Great! I’ll have a refill.”
Joke #11954
Talk about cheap restaurants! I ordered hot chocolate and the waiter brought me an empty cup, a match, and a chocolate bar!
Joke #5273
There’s this blonde who walks into a convenience store. She picks up a thermos and asks the clerk, “What is this thing?” The clerk responds, “It’s a thermos. It keeps hot htings hot and cold things cold.”
“Neat,” says the blonde and buys the thermos. The next day she goes to work with her new thermos. A co-worker asks her, “I like your new thermos. What do you have in it?” She proudly says, “Two cups of coffee and a popsicle.”
naka
naka – n. semen in a cup
jwava
jwava – n. a cup of rotten java coffee
inchaf
inchaf – v. to cry about having to wash dishes every other day
hollinb
hollinb – v. to suck all the air in a cup into your mouth so the cup sticks to your mouth
ereket
ereket – v. to drop a cup into a toilet
elsyum
elsyum – n. a mini car on top of a cup
ehp
ehp – v. to chase after people with pieces of a broken plastic cup
econuc
econuc – n. a half-a-million dollar cup of coffee
backwash
backwash – v. to take a mouthful of drink from a container (cup/glass/bottle) and spit it out back into the container in which saliva and bits of food go in with the drink.
Ex. Someone eats a carrot sandwich and becomes an arsehole by taking a mouthful of their mate’s drink from their cup and spitting it back in which bits of bread and carrot go into the drink with saliva