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tucuv

March 1st, 2013 Posted in Dictionary No Comments »

tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal

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Joke #20881

March 30th, 2011 Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Why was the ocean arrested?

A: Because it beat upon the shore.

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When was the last time you wanted to punch…

February 4th, 2011 Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »

When was the last time you wanted to punch someone in their face??

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Quote #16746

January 29th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I’ll tell you what’s gonna land on your lips”

– Mrs. Stickums

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Quote #15944

January 20th, 2011 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I will beat you over the head so you’ll know that Latin America has great economics”

– Mrs. DYKE

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Joke #13810

January 3rd, 2011 Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »

Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?

A: Vixen punched him.

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Quote #13454

December 25th, 2010 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“ok, Robert.  I’m back to beating your head again”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Quote #13447

December 25th, 2010 Posted in Quotes No Comments »

“I will beat you on the head if you say you understand it and you really don’t”

– Dr. OldNBald

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Joke #13236

December 24th, 2010 Posted in (C) Misogyny Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »

JUDGE: “Why did you hit your wife with a baseball bat, Mr. Tupper?”

TUPPER: “Because I couldn’t find my hockey stick.”

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Joke #13152

December 24th, 2010 Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »

MRS. BROWN: “Today I broke a very expensive dish.”

MRS. GREEN: “What did your husband say?”

MRS. BROWN: “Ouch!  What hit me?”

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Joke #13057

December 20th, 2010 Posted in Jokes No Comments »

Once I said to a rough-looking guy at the bar, “Anything you can do I can do better.”

He jumped up and said, “Okay, top this!” And he punched me in the mouth and knocked out two teeth.

Slowly, I got up and brushed myself off.  Making a fist, I walked over to him to prove my point.  “Okay,” I said, “Now it’s my turn.”  Wham!  I punched myself in the mouth and knocked out three teeth.

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Joke #12957

December 18th, 2010 Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »

MAN #1: “Wow! What happened to you?”

MAN #2: “A husband beat me up for kissing his bride.”

MAN #1: “At the wedding?”

MAN #2: “No.  Two years after it.”

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