tucuv – v. to smash someone in the head with a bowl of cereal
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March 1st, 2013 davepoobond Posted in Dictionary No Comments »
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Joke #20881
March 30th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
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When was the last time you wanted to punch…
February 4th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in The Squackle Quiz No Comments »
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Quote #16746
January 29th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
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Quote #15944
January 20th, 2011 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I will beat you over the head so you’ll know that Latin America has great economics”
- Mrs. DYKE
Tags: assault, head, Latin America
Tagged People: Mrs. DYKE
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Joke #13810
January 3rd, 2011 davepoobond Posted in (F) Quicky Jokes, Jokes No Comments »
Q: Why is Rudolph’s nose red?
A: Vixen punched him.
Tags: assault, Christmas, holiday stuff, Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer
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Quote #13454
December 25th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
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Quote #13447
December 25th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Quotes No Comments »
“I will beat you on the head if you say you understand it and you really don’t”
- Dr. OldNBald
Tags: assault, child abuse
Tagged People: Dr. OldNBald
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Joke #13236
December 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (C) Misogyny Jokes, (C) Offensive Jokes, (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
JUDGE: “Why did you hit your wife with a baseball bat, Mr. Tupper?”
TUPPER: “Because I couldn’t find my hockey stick.”
Tags: assault, baseball bat, hockey stick, judge, wife
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Joke #13152
December 24th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
MRS. BROWN: “Today I broke a very expensive dish.”
MRS. GREEN: “What did your husband say?”
MRS. BROWN: “Ouch! What hit me?”
Tags: assault, brown, dishes, green, husband
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Joke #13057
December 20th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in Jokes No Comments »
Once I said to a rough-looking guy at the bar, “Anything you can do I can do better.”
He jumped up and said, “Okay, top this!” And he punched me in the mouth and knocked out two teeth.
Slowly, I got up and brushed myself off. Making a fist, I walked over to him to prove my point. “Okay,” I said, “Now it’s my turn.” Wham! I punched myself in the mouth and knocked out three teeth.
Tags: assault, bar, mouth, teeth
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Joke #12957
December 18th, 2010 davepoobond Posted in (F) Conversational Joke, Jokes No Comments »
MAN #1: “Wow! What happened to you?”
MAN #2: “A husband beat me up for kissing his bride.”
MAN #1: “At the wedding?”
MAN #2: “No. Two years after it.”
Tags: assault, bride, husband, wedding
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