#6372: davepoobond -> Squall

This entry is part 1 of 2 in the series Squall Is Not From Kansas

davepoobond: boo

Squall: who is this

davepoobond: Asdilik Pickinson

Squall: ohh

davepoobond: 1423 Oak Park Drive

Squall: right…

davepoobond: Missouri, Kansas

davepoobond: i didnt name the town, i’m sorry

Squall: i dont know anyone from kansas

davepoobond: so what

davepoobond: now you do

Squall: right..

davepoobond: so whats up

Squall: nuthin

davepoobond: same with me. momma is milking the cows, and my sister is milking the chickens, and i’m trying to make millions of dollars on the internet so we dont have to milk any animals any more

Squall: right…

davepoobond: guess whos back

Squall: your mom?

davepoobond: back again

davepoobond: guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back guess whos back

davepoobond: EM EM EM EM EM INEM

davepoobond: DUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

davepoobond: actually my moms back now

davepoobond: she wants to talk to you

davepoobond: is that ok

Squall: no

davepoobond: seriously now, you dont remember who i am?

Squall: no

#6373: DarkCrawlerz -> davepoobond

This entry is part 2 of 2 in the series Squall Is Not From Kansas

This person IMd me because of the IM #6372 that I had with Squall.

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DarkCrawlerz: go to hell

davepoobond: who are you

DarkCrawlerz: a friend of shawn

davepoobond: ya well

davepoobond: if you’re a friend, then i’m the king of england

DarkCrawlerz: ok

davepoobond: and i’m screwin the queen of england

davepoobond: while she’s jackin off your mom

davepoobond: while she’s jackin off your dog

davepoobond: YOU LITTLE BASTARD! I’LL MAKE YOU PAY

DarkCrawlerz: haha

DarkCrawlerz: go to hell

davepoobond: no. YOU go to hell

DarkCrawlerz: already in hell

DarkCrawlerz: why dont u come down

davepoobond: i’m already there too

DarkCrawlerz: who ru

davepoobond: where do you live? i’ll come over

DarkCrawlerz: pennsauken

davepoobond: no kidding

davepoobond: well how about that