#10949: davepoobond -> FroggyStyle

This was a response to FroggyStyle’s article in the school newspaper entitled “Democrats vs. Republicans.”  This was back when I really cared about politics and was a news junkie, so I actually had an opinion on political stuff.

davepoobond: i’ve got a couple of things to say about your article

FroggyStyle: haha ok.

davepoobond: but first i gotta take my sister somewhere

FroggyStyle: k

FroggyStyle signed off at 7:04 PM

FroggyStyle signed on at 7:04 PM

FroggyStyle: im guessing ur a democrat.

Auto response from davepoobond: I am away from my computer right now.

davepoobond: i’m not necessarily a democrat

davepoobond: between the 2 main parties, the democrats seem to be the ones that do the most for the general public

davepoobond: the republicans believe in big business

davepoobond: and the “trickle down” theory

davepoobond: which is utter bullshit

FroggyStyle: yyyyyyyupup

FroggyStyle: haha

davepoobond: corporate companies just take large gov. handouts

davepoobond: and keep it for themselves

davepoobond: republicans seem to make some of the stupidest decisions you can. throughout history, republicans have always screwed with everything

davepoobond: i’m not saying that democrats do too, but not as often

davepoobond: that’s because they’re all politicians, and there’s just going to be that basic % that they’re gonna mess things up

davepoobond: but whether its a higher percentage or not is going to say what party you’re in pretty much

FroggyStyle: thats why i wrote it under opinion section 😉

davepoobond: yeah, you’re entitled to your opinion, but in my opinion, its wrong

FroggyStyle: LOL

FroggyStyle: 😀

FroggyStyle: iite well nice 2 hear the other side of the coin, l8r dude 😀

FroggyStyle: nice talkin

davepoobond: jej pl bu

davepoobond: heh ok bye


#10945: davepoobond -> Zanyjace

davepoobond: want the download link for beverly hills cop

Zanyjace: sure

Zanyjace: the music?


Zanyjace: or the movie?

davepoobond: song

Zanyjace: cooool

davepoobond: y’know who this is right

Zanyjace: yeah

Zanyjace: dave

davepoobond: huzzh

davepoobond: huzzah

davepoobond: i took your name off my buddy list for whatever reason 2 years ago

Zanyjace: haha

davepoobond: then i remembered it outta nowhere

Zanyjace: haha

Zanyjace: nice

davepoobond: yeah its weird

Zanyjace: tis

davepoobond: its like 8 megs, so i’ve been downloading it for like an hour

Zanyjace: whoa

davepoobond: cause its wave

Zanyjace: i don’t know what that means

Zanyjace: haha

Zanyjace: but it’s all good g

davepoobond: .wav is a format….

davepoobond: basically its like a fat guy

davepoobond: and the mp3 is like a skinny guy

Zanyjace: ah

Zanyjace: i get it

Zanyjace: good analogy

davepoobond: the fat guy takes longer to eat

Zanyjace: hahahaha

davepoobond: and the skinny guy takes less…time to eat

davepoobond: i dont know where i get my analogies from

davepoobond: i can get some really messed up ones cooked up if you give me 10 seconds

Zanyjace: but they kick ass!

Zanyjace: hahaha

Zanyjace: cool

davepoobond: yeah i think that’s my shtick

davepoobond: the analogy guy

Zanyjace: not bad shtick though

davepoobond: “your mom is like an anteater, but she eats her own ass”

Zanyjace: hahaha

davepoobond: yessss i finished downloading it

davepoobond: the most 80s song is mineee

Zanyjace: hurray

davepoobond: did you know there aren’t any recently slaughtered cows on sale at ebay

Zanyjace: that sucks

davepoobond: yeah

Zanyjace: brb

davepoobond: i wonder what the shipping and handling on that baby would be

Zanyjace: a billion dollars

davepoobond: i seem to remember not talking to you since i was still using napster

davepoobond: that’s a long time

davepoobond: or maybe that was when i was annoying dorian

Zanyjace: haha, yeah i havn’t tlked to u in a while

davepoobond: so do you have aol 9

davepoobond: its optimizeddd

Zanyjace: nope

davepoobond: its actually pretty good

davepoobond: “best aol ever” – me

Zanyjace: coo

Zanyjace: hahaha

davepoobond: and about 1 million other aol commercials

Zanyjace: word

davepoobond: i haven’t really seen any commercials for 9.0 though

davepoobond: i guess they got tired of the “the best just got better” thing

davepoobond: “the best just got better AGAIN”

Zanyjace: again

davepoobond: and again and again…

Zanyjace: again

davepoobond: wow its 10…

davepoobond: and i’m on the computer…

davepoobond: i feel adventurous

Zanyjace: what does that mean

davepoobond: i dont know…i’m not usually on past 9:30

Zanyjace: ah

davepoobond: cause my mom bitches at me to get off

Zanyjace: i see

davepoobond: myeh. i’m waiting for my stupid sister to come back home

davepoobond: so i’m really bored.

Zanyjace: where is she

davepoobond: i dont usually talk this much. just with you. this must be really annoying huh

davepoobond: she’s doing some stupid girl shit with her stupid friend

Zanyjace: naw g

Zanyjace: how old is she

davepoobond: 14

Zanyjace: ah

davepoobond: and 6 days

Zanyjace: muahahaha

davepoobond: her stupid friend’s boyfriend asked my stupid sister’s stupid friend to homecoming

davepoobond: so they’re gonna go throw something on his lawn

davepoobond: i hope its a rotting corpse or something

Zanyjace: oh

Zanyjace: hahaha

Zanyjace: me too

davepoobond: to say that she accepts him to go to homecoming

Zanyjace: right

davepoobond: cause the guy did something or whatever to her friend

davepoobond: and she was supposed to be back at 9:30

davepoobond: wtf is this

Zanyjace: maybe she fell over

davepoobond: speak o the devil

davepoobond: she came home

Zanyjace: hurray!

davepoobond: i downloaded this weird song called money money money

davepoobond: its only 30 seconds of it though

Zanyjace: who does it

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: some band from the 70s i guess

davepoobond: i heard it before

davepoobond: the intro is cool

Zanyjace: its not oink floyd’s ‘money” is it?

davepoobond: i dont know

davepoobond: the theme song for somethin

Zanyjace: does it have the noise of cahs registers in the beginning

davepoobond: the theme song for hawaii 5-0 too

davepoobond: no

davepoobond: i’m gettin the hawaii 5-0 song now

Zanyjace: ah

davepoobond: i think that was a tv show

davepoobond: about police

Zanyjace: cool

Zanyjace: twas

Zanyjace: in hawaii

davepoobond: money money money moneaaaayyy

davepoobond: what a horrible song

Zanyjace: yyyyyyyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaeeeeeenom

davepoobond: but nothings worse than “that smell”

Zanyjace: hahaha

Zanyjace: ooo that smell

Zanyjace: can’t u smell that smell

davepoobond: its like he wrote it after he farted

davepoobond: while on the couch

Zanyjace: i think so

davepoobond: watching football

davepoobond: this is an awesome song!

davepoobond: hawaii 5-00000

Zanyjace: 5-ooooo

davepoobond: its like beach music meets my ass

Zanyjace: whoa

davepoobond: anyway, my friend, i’m gonna crash

davepoobond: bye

Zanyjace: nighty night

Zanyjace: bye

davepoobond: no one uses “crash” anymore

Zanyjace: i will try more

davepoobond: good

Zanyjace: ok

davepoobond: we’ll bring it back

Zanyjace: it’s done


#10890: dvs -> sisterpoobond

dvs: cani ask u something

dvs: im bored

sisterpoobond: sure

dvs: im askin this to girls

dvs: ok?

sisterpoobond: gr8

sisterpoobond: lol yea

dvs: if i got u like a bra or a thong would u try it on infront of me xP?

sisterpoobond: o no problem of corse id do that

sisterpoobond: :-\

dvs: is that a yes or no?

dvs: i dunno really care dont worry

dvs: im not going to bujy u something

dvs: lol

dvs: jk

sisterpoobond: well then im not

dvs: so u wouldn’t

dvs: if i bought u something?

sisterpoobond: umm no

sisterpoobond: 😉

dvs: ok

dvs: huh

dvs: im confused


#10889: davepoobond -> stimpyismyname

davepoobond: my sister wants to go to Old Pasadena

davepoobond: and she was asking me to take her there before i went to work

davepoobond: and its the totally opposite way from where i need to go

davepoobond: and i dont even know how to get there

stimpyismyname: k

davepoobond: so she said get directions there

davepoobond: and i said “you have to have an address to somewhere in old pasadena”

davepoobond: she said “use the address”

davepoobond: i said “address to what? Old Pasadena? let’s just put in the address to a city!”

davepoobond: and she proceeded with being a bitch

davepoobond: and then called me a dipshit and left

davepoobond: funny huh

stimpyismyname: yep


The Legend of the Slider Cell Phone

I wrote this in what seems like 2004, or thereabouts, while sliding cell phones were the new thing, and just came out. My sister wanted a slider cell phone and we were looking to upgrade our phones relatively soon. The following is an account of what had happened:

Well the whole reason behind the cell phone upgrade thing in the first place is because my sister’s cell phone didn’t have the screen working anymore, cause she dropped on the cement.

Anyhow, my mom spent an hour today at her lunch break finding out about all the stuff.

Today after she got home, we spent about 2 hours to go and look at phones, me, my sister, my mom, and my sister’s friend came along too

While we were there, we were lookin at all the phones, and then when the sales guy came over to talk to us, he said that if we upgrade to “GSM” we’d have to replace all of our phones, which were “TDMA.”

My sister wanted a “slider” phone, especially one that she had “seen on MTV.”

My mom was fine with her phone, the TDMA one, she didn’t really care to upgrade, it was for my sister that we were there in the first place.

So we have to all upgrade to the GSM system, which means getting new phones and paying for them. Through the course of my sister’s constant blabbering about a slider phone she saw on MTV that she couldn’t describe, she asked if one of the computers at the front desk had internet access.

The guy said yes, and then she said “go to sliderphone.com.” Which is pretty stupid in itself.

So, getting 4 new phones is a lot of money, if each of them is like 100-150 dollars each. The slider phone that my sister wanted is like 200 or something. And we find out that it isn’t even FOR AT&T (which is what we have), but for Verizon only. So the whole thing was pretty stupid after having spent so much time discussing about her stupid slider phone.

So then my mom asks the guy more questions, and then she writes down some phone and model numbers of what we are probably going to decide on getting.

Of course, my sister, being unsatisfied, was pushing my mom so that she could get a slider phone.

She was like “is it possible if you 3 were on AT&T and I was on verizon?” Stupid things like that.

And it finally got to the point that my mom got really mad at her, because my sister constantly kept pushing her to get the goddamn slider phone.

Before she got really mad though, my mom was going to check out Verizon and see if it was a better deal. If it wasn’t, she wasn’t going to do it, because she was happy with AT&T. The only reason she would switch to Verizon would be for the costs, and also because we get shitty reception here for ATT.

SO, we get home, and then my sister doesn’t thank my mom at all, and just goes into her room.

My mom says “you don’t even say thank you for me having to spend so much time for doing all this?”

My sister doesn’t say anything and just closes the door to her room.

Even after my mom told her to say thank you, my sister didn’t say thank you. Which is real bad because, basically, you do what you’re told when it comes to the parents telling us stuff to do.

Later on, about half an hour later I say thank you to my mom for “offering me to be able to have my phone upgraded.”

Also, later, I found out the reason why my sister doesn’t say thank you later on when my sister went out to the living room to talk to her. She said its because she “doesn’t like being told to say thank you, she wanted to do it later” like that would really make it better, which it didn’t, it just made it worse cause she waited so long.

And then my mom and my sister talk blah blah blah, and then my sister says “well, why doesn’t david have to say thank you?” and then my mom said “he already did. Its YOU the reason why I’m doing all this anyhow. If I told David he couldn’t get an upgrade, he would just say ‘ok’ and not care. But with YOU, you just have to keep on pushing and pushing.”

And then they hug, and that seems like it may be the end of it.

But it isn’t.

They talk some more, and they travel over to my sister’s room, and when they finish talking, my sister mutters something like “i don’t understand why I can’t get a slider phone” or something like that as she goes into her room.

And that did it for my mom, she started yelling at her saying that she was spoiled, and she couldn’t get everything she wanted, blah blah blah.

So then, my mom left and then closed her door, waiting outside her room to see if she would say anything.

Guess what happens. My sister starts CRYING. It wasn’t loud, but she was crying.

And then my mom goes back into her room and says “what is WRONG with you? You’re FOURTEEN, you don’t NEED a cell phone, let alone a slider phone” blah blah blah blah, and then it ends up with my mom basically saying “you’re spoiled, you pushed me so much with this stupid slider phone thing, I’m gonna punish you by taking your cell phone away. For a year.”

My mom leaves the room, and then she starts crying even more. Me and my mom are just standing outside the room, and I’m laughing because she’s crying over a stupid phone.

Just when my mom is about to walk away, my sister says something like “fuck” and something else, and then my mom goes back into her room and says “did you just curse??” and then more talking, and then she says “here’s your fucking phone. dammit” and then she throws it back onto my sister’s bed.

My sister probably pouts for another half an hour or something at this point.

She doesn’t come out to say sorry or anything to my mom. My mom had to have me CALL her over to my mom.

She gave her a lecture about how she isn’t looking at it in perspective, because its “JUST A PHONE” and she talks about how she spent a lot of her time today trying to figure out what we were going to do with our phone plans.

Then my mom asks her why its so important.

“Why is it so important to you? Is it a STATUS SYMBOL or something? Is it going to make you popular or something? Are people gonna talk about how you’re the only one in the whole school who has a slider phone ‘hey did you hear Kristin has a slider phone, boy she’s so cool’? It doesn’t make SENSE that i have to go through all of this just because of a phone.”

Then my mom says “the only reason I would THINK about changing companies is if it was a better deal, not so that I could get you a slider phone. And even if I did, there’s no guarantee I would get you one”

blah blah blah more talking and then my mom says “are we done talking about this?” my sister says “yes” and then goes back into her room

the end

A seemingly revolving theme is my sister always wanting a cell phone that is cool or what someone else doesn’t want. More recently, when we were upgrading our phones again she wanted the Motorola Q Black or something like that. A 500 dollar phone which also requires a data plan which we don’t even have. Dumbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb.


Our Alien

Our Alien’s name is Tayler. She is 9 years old. Tayler can’t walk on this planet, she can only walk on Uranus, because on Uranus one foot has to be taller than the other to be able to walk around.

This Alien can open her body. Inside her body is some extra things for her. For example, she has a few pens to write down info about Uranus. She has tape just in case her mouth comes off. She only drinks oil. She does not eat food.


She hears on her neck. Her eyes are made of stars that sparkle, and they are different colors (one is turquoise, and the other one is bright yellow.) Her body’s color is also turquoise. On the bottom of her feet, she has shields to protect her feet from getting too cold.


Tayler breaths through pipes. She gets around on Uranus, by walking on her shields that connect to her feet. She has a brown box inside of her that has all the oil she needs to drink to stay in good shape.


Her body is made of this thick kind of wood, and her head is made of cardboard with foil on it. Her feet are also made of cardboard and her shields are made of thin metal, because it doesn’t get that cold. Her shields don’t need to be thick.


All About Me!

Hi, My name is sisterpoobond. I am 10 years old right now. My favorite teach-

ers are: Mrs. Gallager, Mrs. Cuttingham, Miss. Mocerie, and of course Mrs. Miller. My favorite subject in school is Math, and Science. My favorite stores that I like o go to are: Limited Too, Afterthoughts, and Miller’s Outpost. I LOVE to go Shopping on the weekends! It is totally one of my favorite hobbies. I like to wear as many cool clothes as I possibly can. Around the world I have been to Catalina, Valley Forge, Big Bear, Lake Tahoe, Los Vegas, San Francisco, Laughlin, Grand Canyon, Hoover Damn, San Diego, Palm Springs, and some other place. And of course I have a lot of really good friends.


My Reaction to the Outsiders

My reaction to the book when I saw the cover was going to be, “oh no, another book I’m going to hate to read and going to get a bad grade on the book report!” But after I read about four chapters I got pulled into the story and wondered, what was going to happen next. I found out what had happened next when I finished reading the book. When I was on the last chapter I was saying to myself, “I’m almost done, I’m almost done!” And finally, when I was actually done with the book I said to my self, “Wow that was a very interesting story to read, I’m really glad I picked this book to read first, instead of one of the others. I know I’m going to get an A on my book report!”

The main character in the story The Outsiders, is a 14 year old boy named Ponyboy. He is one of three in his family. He had two parents but they died in a car wreck, a couple of years ago. Darrel (Darry) is one of Ponyboy’s brothers, and Soda-pop (Soda) is his other brother. Ponyboy is in a group called “greasers” out on the streets. For safety on the streets Ponyboy has to fight but not alone.


Summarizing 6th Grade

The 6th grade would have to be my best year in all the years I’ve been here at my school. This wa my best year because it had lots of challenges to figure out, field trips, and the greatest teachers! Every single teacher in the 6th grade tries their best at being the best they can be, and to tell you the truth, I like that in a teacher. Teachers make hard tests not for us to fail, but only for us to learn things we didn’t know about and to study from our mistakes.


My hardest class is Social Studies. My easiest class would have to be Math. I think that the academics in this 6th grade is improving every year. My favorite field trip was when we went to Pali Mountain. There were strict rules but that was only because the teachers wanted us to be safe at all times. I’ve had a best friend for about 4 years, but in the beginning of the 4th quarter she had to move away. I was very sad but then I found two other great friends. I still miss my other friend that moved away, but I call her every day so I won’t forget her.


In the third grade, I was new at my school and I thought that this school wouldn’t be any better than my old school. But after just one day at my school, I knew that I would enjoy the next four years of my life at my school!

I also like this school because the city I used to live in had some gangs, but here in this city, there aren’t any. I’m very sad that I can’t go to my school next year, but there are many positive things to look forward to. One positive idea, is that at the end of the fourth quarter we get to have no school and a whole day of games and food.


Another positive is that I get to have an elective at the High School. Another idea that I’m looking forward to is that I get to meet many new people at the high school. I’m glad that on the last day of school we’re having a big party, because when the 6th grade goes to high school next year, we will have the best memories, including all the fun we had that day.


My Career Essay

My career choice is to be a veterinarian when I grow up. I interviewed a veterinarian named Dr. Debbie Rhiley, who works at the Altadena Animal Hospital. I chose this profession, because I love all animals and helping them with their problems. What I enjoy most about being around animals is watching them play and have fun. My two favorite house pets would have to be cats and dogs.


In my interview with Dr. Rhiley, I found out that if you want to be a veterinarian, you will have to attend a college. You will be in that college for about four years. Then you will have to go to a vet school for another four years. Dr. Rhiley didn’t attend a trade school. If I decide to be a veterinarian who works mostly with cats and dogs, I will primarily work indoors with my animal patients. If I work with horses or other large animals (cows, sheep, etc.), I would work mostly outdoors.


Dr. Rhiley told me that when someone first becomes a veterinarian, they usually share a large work space with other veterinarians. Then after being a veterinarian for a few years, you could get your own personal office. Dr. Rhiley now has her own office. Traveling is not a part of this job. The farthest you would have to travel, is to the other side of a city, in an emergency.





A beginning salary for a veterinarian is around $60,000 a year. I don’t know about you, but that’s a lot of money! Once established a vet’s salary is around $100,000 a year. Dr. Rhiley gets $100,000 a year because she has been working as a veterinarian for about three years now. I think that part of the reason I want to be a veterinarian is because of how much money they pay you. But mostly it’s because of the love I have for animals.


Dr. Rhiley said that the most positive thing about being a veterinarian is being able to work with animals. Dr. Rhiley’s most negative aspect of being a veterinarian is having to work long hours, and that her job can be stressful. Another negative aspect is working with really mad animals.


Dr. Rhiley explained to me that if you want to become a veterinarian you have to be dedicated to go to college for at least eight years. Dr. Rhiley has been a veterinarian for three years now. I want to be a veterinarian for my whole life until I retire. I will have to be responsible by getting all good grades that I will need, and have the good attitude that is required. My hopes and dreams are to be needed, by helping animals, not making too many mistakes, and to become happy with my career and life.


A Letter to Mr. Boring

Dear Mr. Boring,



I have many hobbies that I like to do over my free time. There are three main things that I like to do over my free time is swimming, the other hobby is shopping, and the third thing is bike riding. I am going to tell you these hobbies in these 2 paragraphs.

My first hobby that I like to do is to swim. In the summer, almost every day I go swimming at one of my friends houses. My other favorite hobby is to shop. I love shopping because when its Christmas time and I have to get certain things done in a certain amount of time and I get all of them done it makes me feel good that I accomplished something.

My third thing I like to do is bike riding. I like to bike ride because its good exercise, its fun, and when my family needs dinner from McDonalds or Round Table Pizza, I can go bike rid over and get dinner. Since its just a couple blocks away. You have just read my three main hobbies that I like to do. The best one out of all of my hobbies that I like to do is probably bike riding. I picked bike riding because there are three or more things you can do with bike-riding.





this is a second letter she sent to him


Dear Mr. Boring,

if I had a choice of picking someone to have dinner with or just to meet, I would have to pick Melissa Joan heart. Melissa is a regular teenager and actress. I picked Melissa because she is one of my favorite actors. I watch her shows everyday at 6:00. Once Melissa was in one of Britany Spears’ music videos! The music video was called “Crazy.”


One of my favorite shows that Melissa acts in is called “Sabrina the Teenage Witch.” Of course Melissa is the one who acts as Sabrina in that show. ” Sabrina the Teenage Witch,” is also in another form, like a book. One question I would ask Melissa would be of she rather be a actress or a Director. I would ask her that question, because she once directed a show and she said that she doesn’t know if she rather be a actor or a Director.


A way of meeting Melissa, would have to be if there was a contest on T.V. or in the newspaper. The contest would be: “Whoever writes the most interesting paragraph, as if you were talking to Melissa Joan Heart herself, you will have the privilege to meet her up in person for 30 minutes!”


sisterpoobond’s Schedule

In the morning: #1 put on bra & shirt, #2 put on underwear & pants,

#3 Show is on at 7.00, and while that is on I have to put on socks and shoes & brush hair.

#4 Eat breakfast

#5 Brush teeth

#6 after that I put on jacket make sure homework in backpack

#7 Pick up room



When I Come Home from school…I…. #1 wash hands #2 read as long as you want #3 do homework.

#4 eat dinner #5 finish homework

#6 put P.J.s on

#7 brush teeth

#8 pick up room


Dinner With My Favorite Person

If I had a choice to have dinner with any person in the world, I would pick a singer or a favorite band to go with. I would want to meet either Britney Spears or the band named Nsync. I pick Nsync because 5 people are always better than 1 like Britney Spears. In the band Nsync there is Justin, J.C., Chris, Lance, and Joey.


I would like to go to dinner with them because they are good pop singers and I am one of their good fans. I have their two CD’s. Those two CD’s sold over 1.3 Million singles. My favorite song they sang is ” Just Got Paid.”


About a week before the dinner, I would tell all my friends that next week I will go to dinner with the famous pop singers Nsync. I will also get 5 pictures of each band member and let them autograph them for me at the dinner. At the dinner I would first ask them for their autographs on the pictures that I got ready for them to sign. At the end of the meal I would ask them to sing my favorite song “Just Got Paid” for me at the restaurant. When the meal is over I would say Thank You and I hope we can do this again someday.

The End


The Reasons Why sisterpoobond Wants Her Hair Braided

davepoobond: this is word for word on a piece of paper my sister left for my mom…its pretty stupid…



These are a list why I would like to get my hair braided, (not like Sami’s):


  • The only thing I can do with my hair is, pony-tail, bun, or clip

  • I’ve never had my hair braided, and would like to try it

  • It would be easier for me on our trip

  • Me and Sami were going to pertend that we were sisters and if we looked the same it would be really cool

  • I’ll pay for it

  • Also for the first day of school

  • When I take my hair out it’ll look like all fuzzy

Please Mom!


+So as you can see I really want my hair to be braided………….

………….what do you say??