#10992: davepoobond -> Soup Nazi

This was in the year 2003.

davepoobond: oh man, next year’s SATs are gonna SUCK

Soup Nazi: eh?

davepoobond: there’s gonna be 3 sections

davepoobond: and an essay

davepoobond: and the score is gonna be 2400

davepoobond: no more analogies either

Soup Nazi: wowie zowie

Soup Nazi: but it don’t matter for us

davepoobond: yeah i know

davepoobond: we can’t compare with the scores then

davepoobond: with our scores

Soup Nazi: so?

davepoobond: cause its pretty much a different test

Soup Nazi: who…cares?

davepoobond: i can’t rub my score in my sister’s face

Soup Nazi: soo..?

davepoobond: and i can’t say what my score is to my children ::sob::

Soup Nazi: just figure out a mathmatic formula to convert it

davepoobond: i didn’t write an essay though

Soup Nazi: Yeah well

davepoobond: you can’t really convert it

Soup Nazi: take it again if you want then

davepoobond: hell no

 

#10958: Shcumoot -> davepoobond

davepoobond was on his sister’s screen name.

Shcumoot: hey whats up its nathan

davepoobond: hey were u just on my sn

Shcumoot: no

davepoobond: u sure

davepoobond: CAUSE I’LL TELL YOU RIGHT NOW BUDDY

davepoobond: IF YOU WERE

Shcumoot: we cant i dont know your screen name

davepoobond: I WILL PERSONALLY GO OVER TO YOUR HOUSE

davepoobond: AND PERSONALLY

davepoobond: persssoonnaalllyyyyy

davepoobond: TAKE YOUR CHERRIOS

Shcumoot: fuck me reall cool

davepoobond: AND EAT THEM

Shcumoot: call me at nicks

davepoobond: THAT WUS MY BROTHER SRY

Shcumoot: what was

Shcumoot: call nick

Shcumoot: dont eat my cherios i love them

Shcumoot: talk

davepoobond: ok fine then

davepoobond: i won’t eat your cheerios

davepoobond: i’ll eat YOU

Shcumoot: ya cause someone was talking all hoirny to us on my screen name

Shcumoot: call nick but you sounded pretty hot i wished it was u

davepoobond: are those 2 men in your profile having sex or just having a good time on a slip n’ slide

Shcumoot: there assbumping

davepoobond: my sister will call you

davepoobond: just watch out cause i’m watching you

Shcumoot: r u really wet thats what your screen name said

davepoobond: you will crumble at the hands of my iron fists

davepoobond: yeah i am, i’m 210 pounds of it