Note: Holmes doesnt know how Bklynzballer got his sn. This took place on July 6, 2001.
This guy Bklynzballer was really a screwed up fella. We had a lot of stuff from him that was just IMs and chat rooms stuff. Starting from this post, you’ll go through each day as the things happened. We don’t know how, but he got Holmes’s sn first..this is everything we have about him. We don’t know if he thought we were actual people he knew or if he was bullshitting us the whole time…
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Bklynzballer: want a pic of my char?
Holmes: why
Bklynzballer: this is mike from school
Holmes: seriously
Holmes: ?
Bklynzballer: yea
Holmes: howd you get the sn
Bklynzballer: i just found you in my buddyslist
Bklynzballer: so…you going to school tommorrow
Holmes: oh
Holmes: yeah
Holmes: so i’ll see you 5th period?
Holmes: ?
Bklynzballer: yea
Bklynzballer: so who do you like
Bklynzballer: like girls in school
Holmes: i like tracy
Holmes: shes got an ass like a mule
Bklynzballer: ewwww
Bklynzballer: sick f***
Bklynzballer: i like ashley
Bklynzballer: she has tits like a dog….
Holmes: EW that bitch has a beard of pimples
Bklynzballer: lol…just kidding
Holmes: i was about to say
Bklynzballer: i dont know why but tracy asked me out
Holmes: really? what’d you say?
Bklynzballer: i said k
Bklynzballer: were going out friday
Holmes: damn try to save some for me
Bklynzballer: im going to get the ass on my dick
Holmes: during spanish she passed a note saying “tengo un regallo para tu”, i dunno what that means…
Holmes: you go boy-eeee!
Bklynzballer: hehehe
Holmes: makes me wish i hadn’t slept in spanish class
Bklynzballer: it means she has something for you
Holmes: oh
Holmes: well good to know
Bklynzballer: man…well im going grab that ass all night
Bklynzballer: bounce wit me
Holmes: ouch shes going to be hurtin
Bklynzballer: i knoe
Bklynzballer: shes coming over friday too!
Bklynzballer: she said she wants to see my room
Holmes: wow! i’ll bet you’ll show her something more won’t you…like your closet
Bklynzballer: she wants me bad
Bklynzballer: tell tracy tommorrow if she is ready for our date
Holmes: man i wish i hadn’t said she was a bitch by accident infront of her friends
Holmes: alright
Bklynzballer: tell…im hard
Bklynzballer: yo…im bringing a condum to school
Holmes: show it to me duroing lunch
Bklynzballer: kk
Bklynzballer: im going to tell her for me and her to go to the bathroom
Holmes: do you want your playboys on friday too?
Holmes: ok will do
Bklynzballer: yup
Holmes: i got 3 extra just for you
Bklynzballer: giv me a pic of her so i can jerk off
Holmes: wow jeeze some things shouldn’t be told to friends
Bklynzballer: lol
Bklynzballer: send me pic of her now!
Bklynzballer: ol.
Bklynzballer: i wanna get my freak on
Holmes: damn you know my scanners busted
Bklynzballer: !!!!!!!!!!!!!!grrrrrrrr
Holmes: yeah i know, i’m about to bust it open
Bklynzballer: fuck….come to my house
Holmes: nah i’m playin playstation 2 and lookin at some porno
Bklynzballer: dam…
Holmes: nothing like a vibrating controler on your lap
Bklynzballer: i just got a new game for ps2
Bklynzballer: winter sport x-games
Holmes: lol i thought you didn’t have ps2
Bklynzballer: i just got it
Bklynzballer: duh
Holmes: oh
Holmes: lucky bastard
Holmes: i had to wait for 3 months
Holmes: since i reserved it
Bklynzballer: yo holmes….whats tracys #
Bklynzballer: dam…she wants to go out but no # grrrr
Holmes: damn that bitch hates me why would i have her number
Holmes: ask her tommorow
Bklynzballer: shes my next g/f dick
Holmes: tel her i said hi
Holmes: sorry but she can be a bitch
Bklynzballer: yes i will do
Bklynzballer: im gonna get her like a animal
Holmes: good
Bklynzballer: what grade are we again?
Bklynzballer: lol
Holmes: lol you were always an idiot, 11th DUmbass
Bklynzballer: i slept everytime in school.
Bklynzballer: o ya
Bklynzballer: hehehe
Holmes: no shit you stayed back once in 5th grade
Bklynzballer: dont remind please…
Bklynzballer: lol
Bklynzballer: i got myself a car
Holmes: quit bullshiting
Bklynzballer: nah…but im getting one
Bklynzballer: im thinking about buying a mercedes benz
Holmes: suuuure what is it? a BMW?
Holmes: HA
Holmes: lets see if your broke ass could afford that
Bklynzballer: yo…dont diss how broke i am
Bklynzballer: im richer than you dick
Holmes: well you got tracy
Bklynzballer: i know….hehe
Holmes: crap i gtg
Bklynzballer: yo holmes giv me your #
Holmes: 232-6797
Bklynzballer: l8er
Bklynzballer: area code
Holmes: l8ter
Holmes: dumb ass! how do you not know our area code?
Bklynzballer: lol..i cant remeber
Holmes: you should have stayed back in 9th grade
Holmes: 860
Holmes: jeeze
Bklynzballer: lol im gunna call you kno3
Holmes: i will bitch slap you tommorow
Bklynzballer: is your mom home?
Holmes: k call me in 30 minutes
Holmes: nah
Holmes: working
Bklynzballer: im gunna be like yo is holmes there
Holmes: aiight
Bklynzballer: where state do i liv in?
Bklynzballer: lol hehehehe
Holmes: seriously dude, do you have amnesia?
Bklynzballer: im so dumb
Bklynzballer: nah im just playing
Holmes: about to say
Holmes: well see ya later
Bklynzballer: what state you live in?
Holmes: ugh dude conn.
Holmes: BYE
Bklynzballer: lol