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I’m Popeye the sailor man,

I live in a jar of jam,

The jam is so sticky

It sticks to me willie,

I’m Popeye the sailor man.

Tags: jam, Popeye, sailor

Tagged People: Mr Dodger

I’m Popeye the penis man

I live in a porno can

I’m gay to the finish

Because I eat too much spinach

I’m Popeye the naked man!

Tags: gay, porno, sex

Tagged People: Sabre

Stop Dissing Poor Popeye

He’s an innocent Sailor Man

His Spinach Maybe Marijuana

But He’s Popeye The Nice Sailorman

Tags: sailor, spinach, weed

Tagged People: A Popeye Fan

I’m Buck the hillbilly man

(hiyolk)

I have buck teeth and dress in flee-bitten old clothes

(hiyolk)

I live on moonshine and a packet of pork rinds

I’m Buck the hillbilly man

I’m Buck the hillbilly man

(hiyolk)

My home is a shack in old hick town

(hiyolk)

I’m armed with a shotgun to buckshot trespassers keisters

I’m Buck the hillbilly man

I’m Bill the fat construction worker man

I live on peanut butter and jelly sandwiches

When I use my jackhammer my plumber’s crack is exposed

I’m Bill the fat construction worker man

I’m popoff the farting man

(fart-fart)

I live on eggs and baked beans

(fart-fart)

I light up my farts and blowtorch me mates

I’m popoff the farting man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I wear a pair of thongs

(Oi! Oi!)

Stubby shorts and shearer’s singlet

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I drive a Kingswood ute

(Oi! Oi!)

Down to the pub to get pissed with me mates

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I live in old rusty tin roof farm house

(Oi! Oi!)

I watch footy on TV while drinkin a slab of VB

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I have a beer gut

(Oi! Oi!)

Because I live on beer and meat pies and am a lazy bloke

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I like to hang out at the cricket

(Oi! Oi!)

To boo the opposite team and launch beer cans at them

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I own a cattle dog

(Oi! Oi!)

He’s name is Bluey and he barks 24/7

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I own a dunny can

(Oi! Oi!)

It stinks of shit and piss because I never clean it out

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I worship footy and cricket

(Oi! Oi!)

Because Shane Warn is god and Plugger is the devil

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I’m Robbo the yobbo man

(Oi! Oi!)

I’m a fat lazy ocker that doesn’t give a shit

I’m Robbo the YOBBBBBBBBBBOOOOOOOOO MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNN!!!!!

(Oi! Oi!)

(Aussie Aussie Aussie!!! Oi Oi Oi!!!)

Tags: yobbo

I’m popeye the sailor man

I shove my hand up his can

I am really gay

Cuz I kiss men all day

Im popeye the gay spinache dude who…eats spinach to be all buff so he can get olive oyl but thats just an exuse cuz he like men…because hes gay…the sailor man…TOOT TOOT!

Tagged People: retard ON strike

Popeye the sailor man,

I live in a garbage can,

Rub fish on my thong then Put it on,…

Popeye the sailor man

Tagged People: Mr. Person

I’m Popeye the sailor man

I live in a caravan

I turned on the gas

and blew up my ass

I’m popeye the saloir maaaaaaaan

Tagged People: crackhead

I’m Saddam the dictator man.

The U.S. is shooting missles up my can.

I gas my own people, cause’ I’m awfully evil.

I’m Saddam the dictator man.

Tagged People: Uncle Sam

I’m Popeye the sailor man,

my taste in women is bland.

I like olive oyl, is she really a goyl ?

She sure ain’t no venus, she might have a penis !

I’m popeye the confused as to what sex Olive Oyl is and why I’m even attracted to her and always figthing Bluto over her … Sailor Man.

Tagged People: Captain Super

I’m Popeye the Salior Man

I moved in with Sam I Am

This guy’s a real jackass

So I killed him in Chem class

I’m Popeye the Salior Man!

OLE!

I’m popeye the sailor man

I live in a garbage can

I smell lots of odor

Cause I live near the boarder

I’m popeye the salior man

Tagged People: Sam

I’M POPEYE THE SAILOR MAN

GOT MARRIED TO A MAN

AND I DON’T KNOW WHY

I CHANGED MY SEX

NOW I’M POPEYE THE GAY SAILOR MAN

Tagged People: EMMA AKA OLIVE