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The Many Ways to Say Penis

July 16th, 2015 Posted in Language Fun, Lists No Comments »

This entry is part 3 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

A – “the” Alpha

B – Burrito, Bulge, Beef, Baby-maker, Big one, Bat

C – Cock, Chub, Club

D – Dick, Dong, Donger, Dingaling, Dingdong, Drill

E – Ejaculater

F – Frank, Frankfurter, Faucet, Fuckstick, Flute, Fire-hose, Five-Dollar Footlong, “a” Floppy

G – Gavel, Groin

H – Head, Hot dog, Hammer, Hose

I

J – Johnson, Joystick, Junior

K

L – Leaker

M – Manhood, Meat, Member, Magnum

N – Noodle, Needle, Navy Ship (lots of sea-men)

O – One-eyed Snake

P – Penis, Phallus, Pecker, Peter, Prick, Pickle, Package, Pole, Peepee, Pisser, Pounder, Poker, Pricker, Pen15, Pistol, Pogo stick, Pene (Spanish/Italian)

Q

R – Rocket, Rod, Richard

S – Sausage, Shaft, Scepter, Schlong, Stick, Snake, Sword, Shooter, Squirter, Stamp, Submarine

T – Thing, Tool, Tower, Tripod, Third Leg, Ten-incher

U

V

W – Weewee, Weiner, Wang, Willy, Wood, Wii, Wee, Whistle, Womb raider, Weapon

X

Y

Z

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The Many Ways to Say Vagina

July 16th, 2015 Posted in Language Fun, Lists No Comments »

This entry is part 5 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

A

B

C – Clit, Clitoris, Cunt, Cake, Cheese sandwich, Coin slot

D – Ditch

E

F

G

H – Hymen, Ham sandwich, Hole

I

J

K – Kitty

L – Labia

M

N

O – Ovary Factory

P – Pussy, Pink taco, The Pink, Pie, Poontang, Poon, Privates, Private part, Pita sandwich, Port

Q – Quesadilla

R

S – Slot, Spaceport

T – Taco, Tunnel

U

V – Vagina, Vadge/Vag

W

X

Y

Z

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The Many Ways to Say Boobs

July 16th, 2015 Posted in Language Fun, Lists Comments Off on The Many Ways to Say Boobs

This entry is part 2 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

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A – Areolas, (anything that is round)

B – Boobs, Boobies, Breasts, Bosom, Bust, Balloons, Bags

C – Chesticles, Chest, Cleavage

D – Double D’s

E

F – Funbags

G – Globes

H – Hooters, Honkers, Headlights

I

J – Jugs, Jubblies

K – Knockers

L

M – Mammary glands, Melons

N – Nips, Nipples

O

P – Puppies

Q

R

S – Spheres

T – Tits, Titties, Teat, Ta-tas, Twins

U – Udder

V

W

X

Y

Z

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The Many Ways to Say Testicles

July 16th, 2015 Posted in Language Fun, Lists No Comments »

This entry is part 4 of 5 in the series The Many Ways To Say...

A

B – Balls, Berries, Bulge, Ballsack

C

D

E

F – Family jewels, Fuzzy peaches

G – Gonads, Groin

H

I

J – Jewels, Junk

K

L

M

N – Nads, Nuts

O

P – Privates

Q

R – Rocks

S – Stones, Sack, Scrotum

T – Testicles, Testes

U

V

W

X

Y

Z

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Bad Submission #23922

July 15th, 2015 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted as an Anti-Barney the Dinosaur song.

This form was submitted: Jun 05 2004 / 17:46:18

name = dead barney
email = Jack@ass.com
use_email = no
song = you fucked me

You fucked me I Fuck your wife
Lets forgert this and killlllllll barneyyyyyyyyy
With 1000000000000000000 knifes up his A#@ The dick got cut off

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Bad Submission #23920

July 15th, 2015 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Feb 11 2005 / 13:48:48

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = I hate barnie he had amonster poop and it stunk

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Bad Submission #23919

July 15th, 2015 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

This form was submitted: Feb 03 2004 / 17:14:51

name = Alex
song = Suicide! Suiside! Everybody kill yourself! (Sound effect of kids shooting)Everybody do your share.Suicide! Suicite Everybody kill yourself! (Barney shoots himself)

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Word Bombs

July 5th, 2015 Posted in Language Fun, Lists No Comments »

We like to substitute certain words by describing them as “bombs” to say the word without actually saying the word.  I was curious if there is a “bomb” word for each word, so here’s a list for each letter which will be updated as new ones are discovered.

Leave a comment if you know one.

A-bomb – Atom bomb

B-bomb – ?

C-bomb – cunt(?)

D-bomb – ?

E-bomb – ?

F-bomb – fuck

G-bomb – ?

H-bomb – ?

I-bomb – ?

J-bomb – ?

K-bomb – ?

L-bomb – ?

M-bomb – ?

N-bomb – the derogatory word that describes black people

O-bomb – ?

P-bomb – ?

Q-bomb – ?

R-bomb – retard

S-bomb – ?

T-bomb – ?

U-bomb – ?

V-bomb – ?

X-bomb – ?

Y-bomb – ?

Z-bomb – ?

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Stupid Names for Days

April 10th, 2015 Posted in Lists, Other Junk No Comments »

We all hear these funny plays off day’s names, and I always wonder why there is the need to elaborate or give meaning to a normal day of the week for an indefinite period of time.  So I decided to compile a list of all the dumb names we give to normal days of the week.  If you have others, leave a comment and I’ll add it to the list.

Sunday

  • Sunday Funday
  • “Pastime Day”: 3 Suns Ago Sunday
  • Lazy Sunday

Monday

  • “Pastime Day”: Previous Big Bang Monday
  • “Pastime Day”: Memory Monday

Tuesday

  • Taco Tuesday
  • “Pastime Day”: Too Late Tuesday
  • “Pastime Day”: Take Me Back Tuesday

Wednesday

  • “Pastime Day”: We’re Kinda Late Wednesday
  • Hump Day

Thursday

  • “Pastime Day”: Throwback Thursday

Friday

  • “Pastime Day”: Flashback Friday
  • TGIF – Thank God It’s Friday / Thank Goodness It’s Friday

Saturday

  • “Pastime Day”: Old Saturday
  • Screenshot Saturday
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Funny Ways to Say You’re Leaving

June 2nd, 2013 Posted in Lists 3 Comments »

Don’t you ever get bored of just saying “bye”?  Well, now you have a list of exciting things to say instead!  If you have more of these, leave a comment!

  • Make like a tree and leaf.
  • Make like a chainsaw and cut out.
  • Make like a spider and bug out.
  • Make like a rock and roll.
  • Make like a Shepard and get the flock out.
  • Make like a banana and peel out.
  • Make like Knott’s Berry Farm and jam.
  • Make like an atom and split.
  • Make like a fetus and bust out of this mother.
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Ways Cocaine is Smuggled Out of South America

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Lists No Comments »

Here is the all inclusive list of how cocaine smuggled out of South America.  If you have more “ways” of doing it, let us know in the comments!

  • Pressed into the side of a phonographic record.
  • Included in pottery.
  • Heels of shoes.
  • Batteries.
  • Hollowed out pineapples
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Hate Mail #23009

May 2nd, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Aug 12 2004 / 06:17:23

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = gay a hole  .  fn ass shity bich.

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Bad Submission #23008

May 2nd, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions, Other Junk No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Aug 13 2004 / 19:39:20

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = ass

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Hate Mail #23006

May 1st, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

This form was submitted:  Nov 18 2003 / 14:24:24

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
song = What the f***
Put my stuff
On this motherf***ing site
Good God, Dave, why don’t you put my motherf***ing stuff
On this motherf***ing site?

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ABBO

April 6th, 2013 Posted in Fun Links No Comments »

Found this link today:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14623.0

Thought it was hilarious that they were quoting and linking to one of the very old posts on the Squackle Bulletin Board during 2007.  I don’t have those forums operational or even accessible anymore, but here’s a few choice quotes about Squackle itself from the above link.

Here’s the story behind it  – http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=display;num=1157705918  

Fuck me I laughed when I saw it…..

I think the golden rule is, if you see something on a place called Squackle that claims to be ‘THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET’, it’s probably not a good idea to post it on CaB. Especially, y’know, when it’s lazily slapped together bigoted shit. I don’t think even Kevin Bloody Wilson performs material that bad any more.

Expect it to appear on Squackle before elevenses.

Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

Quote from: “Cake”

WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER RACIST CUNTS.

As far as I’m concerned, the quality (or lack thereof) of the mong is immaterial.  Abbo is a purely pejorative term and is going to stick in my (and most folks) craw as much as any of the equivalents.  Sorry, Sadness, linking to a thread where people are laughing at them for looking like monkeys isn’t much of a get-out.

A great reply:

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Fuck you! Come here to crit the site, the owner of this site is cool this site is cool and the people who post here are cool. Where is your ultra cool site douchebag? If ya don’t like it then why are ya here?

Nobody tell him…

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Srry dave but my cuz is black I hang with him every weekend and I got this fuck talkin about me being a racist.

If he’s not a racist, why does he only hang with him at weekends?!?  Eh?!  Eh?!

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Well fuck you go home and eat yourself cake! It’s fucking humor cock face!

“It’s only a bit of fun!!!”

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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

That is me.  I joined as soon as i could and put a few posts down around the forum. UNfortunately i told them that the site had no talent compared to B3ta or here.

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