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Funny Ways to Say You’re Leaving

June 2nd, 2013 Posted in Lists 1 Comment »

Don’t you ever get bored of just saying “bye”?  Well, now you have a list of exciting things to say instead!  If you have more of these, leave a comment!

  • Make like a tree and leaf.
  • Make like a chainsaw and cut out.
  • Make like a spider and bug out.
  • Make like a fetus and bust out of this mother.

 

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Ways Cocaine is Smuggled Out of South America

May 9th, 2013 Posted in Lists No Comments »

Here is the all inclusive list of how cocaine smuggled out of South America.  If you have more “ways” of doing it, let us know in the comments!

  • Pressed into the side of a phonographic record.
  • Included in pottery.
  • Heels of shoes.
  • Batteries.
  • Hollowed out pineapples
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Hate Mail #23009

May 2nd, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Aug 12 2004 / 06:17:23

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = gay a hole  .  fn ass shity bich.

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Bad Submission #23008

May 2nd, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions, Other Junk No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Aug 13 2004 / 19:39:20

name =
email =
use_email = yes
song = ass

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Hate Mail #23006

May 1st, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Nov 18 2003 / 14:24:24

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
song = What the f***
Put my stuff
On this motherf***ing site
Good God, Dave, why don’t you put my motherf***ing stuff
On this motherf***ing site?

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ABBO

April 6th, 2013 Posted in Fun Links No Comments »

Found this link today:

http://www.cookdandbombd.co.uk/forums/index.php?topic=14623.0

Thought it was hilarious that they were quoting and linking to one of the very old posts on the Squackle Bulletin Board during 2007.  I don’t have those forums operational or even accessible anymore, but here’s a few choice quotes about Squackle itself from the above link.

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Here’s the story behind it  - http://www.squackle.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=submit;action=display;num=1157705918  

Fuck me I laughed when I saw it…..

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I think the golden rule is, if you see something on a place called Squackle that claims to be ‘THE FUNNIEST WEBSITE ON THE NET’, it’s probably not a good idea to post it on CaB. Especially, y’know, when it’s lazily slapped together bigoted shit. I don’t think even Kevin Bloody Wilson performs material that bad any more.

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Expect it to appear on Squackle before elevenses.

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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

Quote from: “Cake”

WHAT A BUNCH OF UTTER RACIST CUNTS.

As far as I’m concerned, the quality (or lack thereof) of the mong is immaterial.  Abbo is a purely pejorative term and is going to stick in my (and most folks) craw as much as any of the equivalents.  Sorry, Sadness, linking to a thread where people are laughing at them for looking like monkeys isn’t much of a get-out.

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A great reply:

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Fuck you! Come here to crit the site, the owner of this site is cool this site is cool and the people who post here are cool. Where is your ultra cool site douchebag? If ya don’t like it then why are ya here?

Nobody tell him…

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Srry dave but my cuz is black I hang with him every weekend and I got this fuck talkin about me being a racist.

If he’s not a racist, why does he only hang with him at weekends?!?  Eh?!  Eh?!

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Well fuck you go home and eat yourself cake! It’s fucking humor cock face!

“It’s only a bit of fun!!!”

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Luckily, a new user to Squackle has voiced my thoughts for me on the site:

That is me.  I joined as soon as i could and put a few posts down around the forum. UNfortunately i told them that the site had no talent compared to B3ta or here.

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Bad Submission #22920

March 30th, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted using the Anti-Barney the Dinosaur Song submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 08 2004 / 22:36:19

name = the killer
email =
use_email = no
song = tic tac toe 3 in a row barney got shot by a ji i joe moma called the doctor and said oops! barneys dead shot in the head  squirting out red! YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

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Hate Mail #22844

February 23rd, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Jun 05 2005 / 00:08:12

name = THIS WEBSITE SUCKS!
email = heydontemailme@aol,com
use_email = no
qjoke = THIS website IS A DISCRASE AND U GUYS SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS SHIT..U GUYS R ASSWHGOELS GET A FRICKING LIFE AND STOP MAKEING THESE JOKES

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Bad Submission #22843

February 23rd, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 24 2005 / 11:12:09

name = puerto rico
email =
use_email = no
qjoke = fuck all white people

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Bad Submission #22842

February 23rd, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted:  May 06 2005 / 07:28:14

name = Jesus
email = Not sure
use_email = no
qjoke = HAIL SATAN

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Hate Mail #22841

February 23rd, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Apr 27 2005 / 06:56:43

name = fuck u
email = fiohdcxfpio@hotmail.ocm
use_email = yes
qjoke = fuck all u pussies

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Hate Mail #22840

February 23rd, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through the Quicky Joke submission form.

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This form was submitted:  Apr 25 2005 / 20:16:31

name = I hate white people that why they lost the civil war
email = iluvtigos@
qjoke = Your some fuckin haters fuck the bad white people that why we fuck your woman

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Bad Submission #22755

January 11th, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

This form was submitted:  Sep 23 2003 / 08:43:28

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Xylophone pieces
submission = Gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi gi wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…gi gi gi gi gi gi gi woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo…anyone hear me yet?  can I get a w00t w00t…w00t w00t…w00t w00t…ride wit me…ugh…I think I’m gonna go to the bathroom now…ahhhh…that feels good.  Yes.  No.  Maybe.  Why?  I don’t know.  Should I know?  A few bad apples ruin the bunch.  Throw a crumpled car out of the airplane window and SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT…SHOVE IT WHEN I’M TALKIN TO YOU!!!  Clip out the newspaper article of the eon.  EeEeEeEeEeon.  Why did I do this?  This is a pooooooooeeeeeeeeemmmmmmmm.  Deal with it.  I can make it however I want!!!  Hahahahahahaha…you don’t stand a chance against me!!!   Lookin’ for fights, eh?  Well, you tell those whackos in tights to get outta my bar and stop singing as if they’re in a movie!!!

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Bad Submission #22751

January 11th, 2013 Posted in Bad Submissions No Comments »

This form was submitted:  Feb 28 2004 / 18:49:04

name = Go Smoke A Toilet
type = Poems
title = Uh
submission = Uh
DO YOU LIKE TO SMOKKKKEEEE WASHING MACHINNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSS????????????????????????
cuz I do
bye

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Hate Mail #22727

January 4th, 2013 Posted in Fan Mail/Hate Mail, Hate Mail No Comments »

Submitted through the quicky joke submission form

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name = Why

qjoke = Why does everyone have to be so damn racist. Get the over the fucking old days and grow the fuck up!

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