These are Lame Chats and Stupid IMs
stimpyismyname was on a screen name that looked like davepoobond’s screen name, because he replaced the “o” with a “0” and had the name in all caps so you wouldn’t notice the difference
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stimpyismyname: hi
stimpyismyname: i am blow the toad
davepoobond: fuck off
stimpyismyname: blow a toad
stimpyismyname: =-O
davepoobond: wut
stimpyismyname: YOUR
stimpyismyname: MOM
davepoobond: piss off
stimpyismyname: piss ur mom off
stimpyismyname: hah
stimpyismyname: no response
davepoobond: ur mom has no response
davepoobond: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
stimpyismyname: i was gone
davepoobond: so what
stimpyismyname: so your mom
davepoobond: no. YOUR mom
stimpyismyname: not quite…
davepoobond: oh
davepoobond: is that so
stimpyismyname: yep
davepoobond: ok
stimpyismyname: do the mari-o all together now!
stimpyismyname: swing your arms from side to side
stimpyismyname: come on it’s time to go
stimpyismyname: do the mario
davepoobond: oh god
davepoobond: stop
stimpyismyname: that was a gooood show
stimpyismyname: how many sides does a circle have?
stimpyismyname: two, inside and outside
stimpyismyname: what does an orange and a bell have in common?
stimpyismyname: ANSWER! their peel!
stimpyismyname: you peel an orange and you peel a bell
davepoobond: moo
stimpyismyname: I am away from my computer right now.
davepoobond: bs
davepoobond: every boy and every girl, spice up your life
stimpyismyname: shut up
davepoobond: poo
stimpyismyname: yea
davepoobond: i just drank a thing called tahn that is only yogurt, grade a cultured milk, water, and salt
stimpyismyname: eww
davepoobond: its yummy
stimpyismyname: whats cultured milk
davepoobond: hell if i know, but it tastes good all together
stimpyismyname: 😎
davepoobond: theres so much that we share
davepoobond: that its time we’re aware
davepoobond: its a small world after all
davepoobond: its a small world after all
davepoobond: its a small world after all
davepoobond: its a small world after all
davepoobond: its a small small worrllldd
stimpyismyname: sut the hell up
Berrybud: what the hell
Berrybud: you told ted bout my pancakes
stimpyismyname: ahh
davepoobond: wut
davepoobond: wut happened
stimpyismyname: i like pringles
davepoobond: ok
davepoobond: lol scooby
stimpyismyname: wee
stimpyismyname: does ign look weird on ur comp?
davepoobond: i dont know i dont care
stimpyismyname: fine, fag
davepoobond: u want me to look, bass fisher?
(stimpyismyname signs off)
stimpyismyname: ok…..
stimpyismyname: go ahead! call japan for just 12 cents a minute
stimpyismyname: …..yea….
stimpyismyname: bye
stimpyismyname: wanna make an unsolved mystery thing?
stimpyismyname: eh?
stimpyismyname: gah
stimpyismyname: gotta go
stimpyismyname: i found out how to make transexuals in the sims
davepoobond: lol ok
stimpyismyname: i can make kids wear lingere
davepoobond: yes, i bet you like that dont you
stimpyismyname: its funny
davepoobond: among other things for your interests…
stimpyismyname: youd think it was funny, too
stimpyismyname: i can finally make fat girls
davepoobond: ha
davepoobond: that should be a quote for you
davepoobond: “i can finally make fat girls”
stimpyismyname: i made christopher lowell in a corset
davepoobond: ew lol