Hate Mail #22844

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This form was submitted:  Jun 05 2005 / 00:08:12

name = THIS WEBSITE SUCKS!
email = heydontemailme@aol,com
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qjoke = THIS website IS A DISCRASE AND U GUYS SHOULD NOT BE DOING THIS SHIT..U GUYS R ASSWHGOELS GET A FRICKING LIFE AND STOP MAKEING THESE JOKES

 

Quote #22823

My self-summary:

“I was born a boy, but I am really a girl and have been happily becoming more and more me. ^.^”

What I’m doing with my life:

I am a biology major and I would like to become a pediatrician so that I can take care of kids and have a cutely decorated practice.

I spend a lot of time thinking about:

How different I am going to look in a year! 🙂

– from a (transsexual) girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #22820

I’m really good at

“Oral! It’s my fav thing, giving and receiving. Being able to please a guy and have him shoot down my throat is so hot! Most chicks can’t even do it right… I can guarantee you’ll be pleased. If you’re not interested in anything more with me, I’m always down for a hot blowjob.

As far as what I like, love lots of cum and precum so that’s always a plus. And love a guy who’s not afraid to taste his own either, out of my pussy or mouth or ass or wherever. Always thought guys who liked to cum in their own mouth or give themselves facials were so hott! Big turn on for me. Also really love anal, I can cum just from that. And I wouldn’t say I’m dominant or submissive, but I do like a guy who can take control when necessary and has confidence, and still knows how to please me. :)”

– from a girl’s dating profile

 

Quote #22778

“Hello, My name is Shawn and I need to buy a few books still after I bought books for the liberal studies class I’m taking the books I need to get still are: … ”

*insert list of books*

” … and I’m wondering if there are used copies, am I able to rent them for the semester and are they in stock

okay thanks”

– an e-mail from davepoobond’s job