A kid is sitting on his bed in his room staring at the wall. His room is a mess and he looks extremely bored….
Kid: “Gosh I’m bored! I’ve already jerked off 12 times in a row, now theres nothing to do.”
The mom is heard offscreen.
Mom: “CLEAN UP YOUR FUCKEN ROOM!”
Kid: “SHUT THE FUCK UP! I’LL CLEAN UP MY ROOM IF YOU BRING ME TO SOME PLACE GOOD.”
Mom: “HELL NO! IF YOU CLEAN UP YOUR ROOM I’LL BRING YOU TO A PLACE THATS CHEAP AND CRAPPY.”
Suddenly a talking large piece of shit appears in the kids room.
Poop: “A-HYUCK! HI THERE!”
Kid: “WHAT THE FUCK?”
Poop: “Here i’ll help ya clean up your room so we can go to Poop E. Pizza!”
Kid: “…..uh ok…whatever.”
They run through the room really fast cleaning everything up.
Poop: “A-HYUCK! NOW LETS GO TO POOP E. PIZZA!”
Suddenly there in Poop E. Pizza and a whole bunch of kids are running around. But they all are sad because the place smells really bad. Also the place is an underground child labor workshop.
Kid: “THIS PLACE SMELLS LIKE SHIT!”
Poop: “A-HYUCK! Of course it does! NOW GET TO WORK!”
The piece of shit ties the kid up to a carriage and starts whippin him.
Poop: “YOUR ALL DOGS! WORK HARDER!”
Mom: “Wow….I’m so glad I brought my child to Poop E. Pizza!”
The piece of shit throws pizza topped with shit at allthe kids and all the kids are crying while there getting whipped.