May 14, 1545
I am tired of knights bossing me around. Especially El Jousto. He is such a beef-witted person he makes me fighteth for him and he gets all thy credit. All thy other knights that bosseth me around are making me do more and more. Pretty soon they might endeth up liketh El Jousto…I must go now, El Jousto wants me to feedeth thee, for now I will poison thee so I may become the next El Jousto!