Mr. Mister is the meanest mister in all the lands.
He hands out sour cream, instead of yogurt
He isn’t the richest person
But he is still a mean person
He rapes all the towns grapes
And sometimes he hangs off my drapes!
But for some reason
He is very popular among the peasants
He flies in his luxury plane
He got it from the future
I wonder why he did that
It must cost a lot of pennies!
One day he went to the grocery store
And the grocery clerk was really board
So Mr. Mister pulled out a hundred
and said do you have change?
The grocery clerk said yes and gave him 4 20s
Mr. Mister shook his head and said
no, no, in pennies,
I must buy a kitty
It must not be very nice
to have lice
while your rolling dice
in the rice