A guy walks into a bar with his pet dog. The bartender says, ‘No pets allowed.’
The man replies, ‘This is a special dog. Turn on the Cowboys game and you’ll see.’
The bartender, anxious to see what will happen, turns on the game.
The guy says, ‘Watch. Whenever the Cowboys score, my dog does flips.’The Cowboys keep scoring field goals and the dog keeps flipping and jumping.
‘Wow! That’s one hekuva dog you got there! What happens when the Cowboys score a touchdown?’
The man replies, ‘I don’t know. I’ve only had him for 2 years.’