Joke #5227: My Name is Lesion

Bill walked into his favorite dive bar, took his regular stool, looked around, and asked Louie the bartender, “Where’s Beverly the waitress?”

“She’s dead,” replied the bartender.

“Dead?”

“She died from herpes.”

“You don’t die from herpes.”

“You do if you give it to Big Louie!”

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