trash-stache – n. a “cookie-cutter” mustache found on rent-a-cops, hillbillies and other miscellaneous white trash persons. Trash-stache subjects are often seen wearing aviator sunglasses, driving primer colored old Camaros, or found loitering at cheap motels.

Ex. Frank can’t go to the Monster Truck Race, he’s busy trimming his trashstache.

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