Swine Flu

Swine Flu – n. a sickness that makes your head disappear and become a pig. The only cure is to have a chef pop out of a box with a frying pan full of sizzling bacon, screaming, “BAM! Look at that bacon sizzle!” in which the pig runs away and your head reappears

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