spitzmacher Posted on August 31, 2007 by davepoobond Leave a comment spitzmacher – n. a person who is gay ;} one who moderates brianshome.com. Ex. What a spitzmacher that douche is. Share this:EmailFacebookTwitterMoreRedditTumblr Related Leave a Reply Cancel reply This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.