jowep – n. (from the Latin ‘Jowus’ meaning ‘hairy’ and ‘Eppia’ meaning ‘stupid’) a rare long-furred creature found usually in Cambridgeshire, England. It is not clear whether this strange being is diurnal or nocturnal, as it thrives in both conditions. It often travels with a Martin (Martmanimus Ohlookaferrarimydadwasgoingotbuyoneofthoseius) to search for food at a location near Priory Park known as James’ house.
Ex. “What the hell is wrong with that thing?” “Nothing, it’s just a jowep.”