Amuka: I was told I can get a refund here and I’m not leaving until I get it.
davepoobond: what are you trying to get a refund for, my heart?
davepoobond: no, sir, the spleen is non-refundable
davepoobond: it says right on it
Amuka: I bought it last week and the cashier said I can return it here
davepoobond: the cashier was wrong, and so are you
Amuka: pfft. well, I want to talk to a manager
davepoobond: i am the manager
Amuka: you guys didn’t tell me this is non refundable. how is this fair?
davepoobond: lifes not fair
davepoobond: thats when they told you
Amuka: you know what? forget it. I’m done with this store. you guys are so unprofessional!
Amuka: I am a faculty member and should not be treated this way!
davepoobond: i dont even know why you’re calling a cardboard box behind a bar a store
Amuka: you shut up!
davepoobond: fine with me, i dont get paid to talk to you
Amuka: I’m never coming back. NEVER
davepoobond: good, that would do me a favor